xoxo helen keller

ding dong you are wrong

[millionancientbees]

what is it about mugs!? why can’t i walk past them without feeling a deep pull to buy them!? i don’t need any! more! mugs!! i don’t even have to really like the mug. it could be ugly as fuck. but i’d want it. 

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

It do be like that tho.

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[encourage]

Me: *makes very minor, fixable mistake*

My Mental Disorders, chanting in unison: Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad

[thatvampiremoney]

[incredibly-cold]

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

[tanknaka]

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

[vikadou]

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

[theserpentempress]

i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry

[dogg]

dun dun dun dun

[omghotmemes]

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[lord-kitschener]

@hussainthemvp

[bob-belcher]

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[leilli]

i didnt know about suicide or whatever back then so i always kinda thought bitterness was wilderness and he just kinda left his friend on a mountain somewhere

[arandomthot]

This would’ve made for a great Vine

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

Theatre kids hearing the start of “Seasons of love” is the equivalent to emo kids hearing the g note in “welcome to the black parade”

[gluten-free-pussy]

Last night I dreamt that Cardi B was engaged to Bill O’Reily and literally no one else was bothered by this except me so I went on all the late night talk shows and was like “WHY IS THIS OKAY?” And Time Magazine called me Hater of the Year.

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is still the funniest dream I’ve ever had

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]