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Silvana | German living in the UK | 🌈

[eloiscbridgerton]

HACKS 5.04 – Who's Making Dinner?

[shnehollander]

“And there is, of course, one person who really made it happen. And that's my head writer, Ava Daniels. And I've been asked to fire her by the head of this company. I refuse to fire her. And not just because she's my creative partner, but because it's a slippery slope. A few days ago, I agreed to cut a joke I made to protect Ethan Sommers and the studio's interests. And now I'm being asked to fire someone I love who did nothing wrong.”

[hydro-homies]

That would have saved me from some embarrassments

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

@monkeysaysficus

[monkeysaysficus]

GODDAMNIT

[quakielein]

Just German things, I guess

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[trnstlanticism]

also people who say blocking is weak are so dumb. in real life you’re gonna have to deal with so many shitty people you wish you didn’t have to. shitty professors, shitty coworkers, shitty bosses. you can’t block them in real life sometimes you have to just DEAL. the internet? that’s for fun. that’s YOUR space. you don’t have to deal with anyone you don’t want to. block every asshole that you need to. i support you.

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[obamasnow]

me, a popular tumblr.com blogger: gee, i sure do love earning extra money from home so quickly and easily. 

some random sideblog with 3 posts: wow, popular tumblr.com blogger! how do you do it? please share your unique idea for earning money from home so quickly and easily!

me, a popular tumblr.com blogger: thanks for asking, some random sideblog with 3 posts! i simply use a free survey website called gofuckyourself.com/wasteoftime ! it’s a super easy and fun way to earn approximately 19 cents after hours and hours of free trials and getting denied for surveys! and the best part is, me, a popular tumblr.com blogger, gets paid every time one of my 900,000+ followers clicks this dumbass fucking link. i sure do love looking out for each and every one of you, without using you for my own personal gain!

use promo code “i mass queue every post on my blog and haven’t logged on in 3 months” to get an entry into a drawing for a $2.50 gift card to walmart!

[tinyowlnonsense]

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

this is so sad yet important

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

12 or under. Think about it.

[clevergirlswithcurls]

Even with this, men will still say that most women find it innocent and like the ‘compliments’

[yuurimino-deactivated20180711]

a German person who’s just returned from abroad, crying in front of the shelf with the bread at a supermarket: “Oh god, I missed you”

[smashlaserlightshow]

@xpewpewx

[xpewpewx]

😭😭😭

[pantuflarotaininglich]

[acourtofwhitesandracism]

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

[christiannightmares]

[destinedforthewest]

You can’t love someone’s mental illness away.

[toosmallortootall]

#this is one of the hardest things to learn#and one of the most painful things to accept#you can’t love someone’s mental illness away#but you can love them through it and with it#and you can love them on bad days and good days and nothing days and everything days#and that’s more important really

[binah-lance]

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.