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[xproblemchild-blog]

Somebody up for playing IC Cards against Humanity ? Message me for Link & Pw c:

[xproblemchild-blog]

Somebody up for playing IC Cards against Humanity ? Message me for Link & Pw c:

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stop what you’re doing and adore me

[xproblemchild-blog]

Hello hello! Here is the meme day anon to tell you that even though you've only just apped I already love your Judal. He's such a little brat and I can't wait to see more of him. Keep up the good work!

AHH THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 SUCH A NICE ANON, COME HERE AND LET ME HUG YOU ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[xproblemchild-blog]

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”

               ❝Hah, That almost sounded like you were talking back to me, not a smart move if you’d ask me.❞

[xproblemchild-blog]

your crop top is lame

               ❝Do I detect some slight jealousy concerning my Abs ? Because it’s a undeniable fact that I look stunning in my clothes.❞

[xproblemchild-blog]

talece hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:To-Do;;

I’m from Germany uwu, but never was there. *adds an awkward hi*

Ah Hi c: Ich war jetz die letzten 2 Jahre, aber immer nur mit meinem kleinen (unenthausiastischen) Bruder, dachte es wäre cool da mal leute zu treffen xD

[xproblemchild-blog]

To-Do;;

Replies; 1 Starters; 3 Asks; 5

{On another Note, Are some of you from Germany and by chance on next years Manga-Comic-Con in Leipzig ? It’d be super cool to meet so,e people there c:}

[xproblemchild-blog]

TFLN Sentence Starters (Part 4)

[text] Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?

[text] Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.

[text] Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't

[text] I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas

[text] I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!

[text] I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.

[text] Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me

[text] If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it

[text] new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.

[text] He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

[text] He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.

[text] Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down

[text] You are the jesus of drinking

[text] Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone

[text] Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"

[text] Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.

[text] I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.

[text] friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.

[text] I hope my margaritas pass through security.

[text] Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.

[text] Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.

[text] woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.

[text] just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..

[text] Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.

[text] They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield

[text] The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....

[text] Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okay with this

[text] For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.

[text] I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now

[text] I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.

[text] Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming

[text] Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.

[text] Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.

[text] Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.

[text] Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.

[text] its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch

[text] I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.

[text] Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed

[text] I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.

[text] but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got

[text] The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.

[text] Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!

[text] I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you can see why I'm having a bad year.

[text] do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

[text] I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.

[text] Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.

[text] I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!

[text] I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now

[text] I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.

[text] woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

[text] I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.

[text] I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?

[text] I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe

[text] if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up

[text] i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night

[text] I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

[text] I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.

[text] I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out

[text] Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

[text] do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?

[text] his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick

[text] I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"

[text] You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.

[roleplayermemes]

Torture sentence starters

“Oh god.. Oh please, god, no!”

“Please… Please..! I’ll do anything..!!”

“P-please.. Please don’t..”

“Anything but that.. Please, please! Stop!”

“Stop? Why on earth would I do a thing like that for?”

“We’re having so much fun!”

“We’ll have so much fun, you and I…”

“Look at the new toy I got for us to play with!”

“Shut up! Shut up!!”

“Oh please.. Like I haven’t heard that one before…”

“If I had a nickel for every time someone begged me to stop… I’d be fucking rich.”

“Ooh, look at that. Look at all the blood. Amazing, isn’t it?”

“Let’s crack open the hood and see what’s underneath, shall we?”

“You know what I love more than agonized screaming? The sound of people choking on their own blood. Very satisfying.”

“If you beg, I might just stop… Maybe. But only if you’re sincere.”

“Beg me, you stupid whore! Beg me to stop! Come on!!”

“Go ahead – beg for forgiveness. God’s the only friend you’ve got down here. ”

“Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”

“Ha ha! I love it when they scream!”

“Keep going… I love the sound of your voice.”

“Stop praying! There is no God here.”

“Shut the fuck up!!”

“Let’s play a game, shall we? It’s called, ‘how many of your organs can I remove before you die?’“

“Alright, here’s the deal… Since you scream every time you see me – let’s just remove your eyes, hm?”

“Has anyone ever told you how good you look in red?”

“Beautiful… Absolutely beautiful…”

“I’m not going to kill you… But I’m going to make you wish I would.”

“This is what you get! This is what you get for hurting me!”

“Do you like rats? I hope so. Because we’re going to play a little game with one that involves your stomach, a container, and an open flame.”

“Have you ever heard of abacination?”

“You’ve got cavities back there, you know. Why don’t remove those pesky teeth for you, hm?”

“Wake up! Can’t have you passing out on me.”

“I won’t scream.”

“I won’t tell you anything.”

“There’s no way I’m gonna tell you shit.”

“By the time anyone finds your body, they won’t be able to identify it.”

“No one is coming for you.”

“You won’t get away with this!”

“People will notice! They’ll look for me!”

“Stop, oh god, please! Please stop.. The pain..!”

“You’re insane!”

“Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing – I’ve got a medical degree, you know.”

“Shh, don’t cry. Don’t cry.”

“No tears now, okay? Everything will soon be over.”

“Stop! Please, stop! I’ll tell you anything! Just stop!”

“Tell me – how does this feel?”

“I hate you! Oh god, I hate you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Fuck off!”

“Oh, what a mess you’ve made…”

“You look like a mess.”

“Chin up, kid. It’ll be over soon enough.”

“I’m just going to borrow a few fingers, okay?”

“Could you lend me a ‘hand’? Yes? Oh good. I was planning on taking it anyway.”

“Shut up, I’m not going to kill you. You don’t deserve that kind of mercy.”

“You know why you’re here.”

“Own up to what you’ve done and maybe you’ll leave here alive!”

“What the fuck is wrong with you!?!”

“Please! Someone help! Anyone! Oh god.. PLEASE!”

“Not that – anything but that! P-please! PLEASE, NO!”

“Let me go. Please.. Please let me go…”

“I’ll tell you anything you want! Just please, please stop!”

“I’m not going to break that easy.”

[memeboitaliano]

super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme

[xproblemchild-blog]

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3). ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

[alexsrpshit]

You may now flirt with my muse on anon (or not!)

Originally posted by inmyheartdamon

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

send me a name + a symbol and my muse will have to either...

[xproblemchild-blog]

♲- flash them or punch them in the face ☺- ask them out on a date or kick them in the shins ★- kiss them on the lips or pants them §- write them a poem or throw an egg at them ○- kiss their neck or bite them ☒- buy them a drink or steal something from them ⦿- compliment them or insult them

[angstmemes]

Offend my muse. Do it right now! Make them angry and frustrated and sad! I dare you, on or off anon, OFFEND MY MUSE!

[thetimeisneveright]

Here is the (unofficial) XKit extension to fix post reblogs (+ instructions)

This is likely to be buggy and imperfect, and is definitely not totally optimized, but it is at least a start at fixing the atrocity that is the new reblog structure.

Your posts will look something like this:

Instructions:

Weiterlesen

[xproblemchild-blog]

Introduction Starters

“Does this shop always have such long lines?"

"Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"

"How are you doing today?"

"That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."

"Welcome!"

"I'm sorry to be a bother but could you tell me the time?"

"So... this weather, huh? *Insert awkward laugh*"

"What kind of drink is that?"

"Oh my gosh! Did you just see what happened?"

"Excuse me, but are you a model?"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"That is a lovely name, are you named after someone?"

"I'm sorry but could you help me with something?"

"Hey there beautiful! People call me [Name] but you can call me tonight ;)"

"Do you mind if we share a cab?"

"Hi, I'm [name]"

[theowlofbanten]

          “I see you are already including me in your plans, huh? What function do I have? Silencing witnesses?”

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               ❝Well, to them you’re my “Partner in Crime” so to say, so if you don’t plan to beat them up yourself you may shouldn’t go there alone. As for your function, I’ll think of something, for now it’d be enough to tell me what I’m supposed to do with this.❞ He said, fishing his Phone, or how he’d call it annoying window that won’t shut up, from his pocked. ❝It won’t stop making these annoying noises, it even moves sometimes.❞