XSage1113

[opossumpants]

various shadow and maria doodles + gerald

[xsage1113]

Might be over thinking about Mr. Reca, but does he know March's past?

He sent her to Dreamweaver Academy to practice a technique that's similar to six phase ice.

ps, I REALLY want to see him interact with Black Swan. What kind of dynamic would these coworkers have

[chamiryokuroi]

TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.

[xsage1113]

Here's the twist. She actually married Stanford, for interdimensioal tax purposes. And cause of Stanley's life, he just assumed it was him and he just forgot.

[sarchasmmm]

Assigning penacony characters D&D classes because I can

Aventurine - Wild Magic Sorcerer

Luck plays a huge part of this subclass, literally every time a wild magic sorc uses a spell they gamble on whether or not they have a wild magic surge, which can either help or hinder them. Also they get an ability called "bend luck" which lets them either improve the luck of allies or make the luck of enemies worse

Robin - Bard. Self explanatory. Not sure on a subclass but I'd guess I'd go with lore??

Sunday - Knowledge domain Cleric. This is based pretty much entirely on vibes but also you cannot convince me he would be anything other than a cleric

Acheron - Paladin. Given her connection to what is basically a god (are aeons the same as gods? I'm not a big Lore Guy I just know the vibes) and the fact that she does Big Damage With A Sword I think Paladin fits best. Also unsure on subclass but I'd tentatively go oath of vengeance?

Black Swan - Abberant mind sorcerer. As far as I know this is the class with the most psychic/mind fuckery stuff so. I think it works.

Sparkle - arcane trickster rogue. Once again I am mostly basing this on vibes but it literally has trickster in the name how could I not give it to her.

Dr Ratio - Wizard. Only person in penacony with the intelligence for it. Has the required pretentiousness

Firefly/Sam - artificer??? Mostly basing this off of the use of a big metal suit, that's similar to armourer artificers I think

Gallagher - Warlock of some description, although I'm not sure what subclass. The fiend maybe?

Ok that is all, hope I didn't miss anybody

[xsage1113]

Let me throw out some more. This time the AE crew.

Trailblazer, Oath of Protection Paladin / Champion fighter - fighter from destruction and paladin from preservation.

Dan Heng: Kensei Monk / Dragon Sorcerer - I mean come on

March: Ranger, not sure about the subclass, maybe fey wanderer.

Himeko: Artificer Artillerist- Big boom and machines.

Welt: Graviturgy Wizard - black hole creation

[netflix]

Which Greek God* is most likely to have a secret tumblr?

Zeus

Hera

Ares

Apollo

Hermes

Hades

Poseidon

Hephaestus

Athena

Artemis

Eros

Persephone

Voting ended onNov 15, 2023

*Not all Greek Gods listed because we ran out of space.

[xsage1113]

Yall aren't seeing it. It said SECRET tumblr blog. Apollo would brag about his. Artemis would get it only to make sure her brother didn't post anything stupid (she ended up finding some great blogs as well but she would never admit it)

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[tlirsgender]

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

[rainbow-taishi]

[xsage1113]

Writtext

[rylandsgrace]

Across The Spiderverse + Trivia

[manofmanymons]

By nature of going through the events of this game, none of them is on the left side of the middle line

[xsage1113]

Takuma should have had his own box that said, "Is the therapist"

[karshmallow]

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

[artistic-arteries]

Glad we’re in agreement

[manofmanymons]

According to the Frontier anime, Floramon's head has a built-in juicer. There's an empty cavity in there where they can insert a fruit, dance around, and it'll be turned into juice. Imagine Survive Floramon doing this.

You know what's funny is that even in the massive gap in time between when baby me first watched Frontier and adult me watched it again, for whatever weird reason the kazemon debut episode and by extension those FREAKING FLORAMON was the ONLY thing I actually remembered

Anyways, ancedote aside

I feel like if Survive Floramon did that the general reaction would be mild horror followed by "after everything we've been through this is hardly that weird and also it tastes good so I don't care anymore"

These kids have gone through too much for floramon brain juice to faze them. Some of them might even think it's cool! $20 says Minoru chugs it without hesitation.

...someone would make a joke about Floramon's head being empty for sure kshdknd

[scoobydoobaday]

The New Scooby-Doo Movies S01E04 - The Frickert Fracas (1972) Hanna Barbera Productions

[okanra]

“It’s hard being Son Goten“.  A story based on this.

tw: swearing I guess.

There are separated parts for this bc somehow Tumblr couldn’t load all of my pages in one post? So this is part 1.

part 2 | part 3

[manofmanymons]

I've posted both of these screenshots separately but I just realized how funny they are next to each other

They are exact opposites

[weekly-layton-puzzle]

weekly Layton puzzle #009

Professor Layton and the Curious Village puzzle 053

requested by @laytonwithagun

Fish Thief

When you weren't looking, someone came by and gobbled up your fish dinner. The three brothers near the scene of this dastardly crime had this to say:

A: "Me? Oh yeah, I ate it. It was good too!"

B: "I saw A eat that fish right up!"

C: "B and I didn't eat that fish."

One of these three brothers is lying to you.

But which one is it?

Brother A

Brother B

Brother C

Voting ended onApr 7, 2023

[ministarfruit]

day 22: “there is something deeply wrong with you” ♡

(prompt list for femslashfeb)

[xsage1113]

"I will fix her" said the girl who will probably make her worse.

"I will make her worse," said the girl who would probably fix her