I Crave Chaos

24 Any pronouns

[l3thalp3tal]

[dykegerard]

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[stonedeadforever]

By Gerda Wegener, 1925

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[lakemojave]

"heads up that person makes porn" "that person draws fetish art" awesome can i see it?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[southernsideofme]

[bobgalloway55-deactivated202112]

Awesome 👏

[elegantstrings]

Dear lord!

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination iM

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

drift compatible

[lynati]

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

RAW Irish Gay Music

[alexseanchai]

[video description: two women playing a violin and a banjo. where ordinarily each instrument is a two-handed single-player operation, one hand working the strings on the neck of the instrument and the other plucking the strings on the banjo body or bowing the strings on the violin body, here both instruments are two-player because each woman is working the neck of one instrument and the body of another. partway through, a third woman comes up with a tin whistle, which again is ordinarily single-player, requiring both hands on the holes and mouth blowing into the mouthpiece; here, the third woman does the hands part for the whistle while one of the first two does the blowing.]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram | June 1, 2026