Ways to break ice ? A fat penguin !

My name is Khadija and my jokes are even more atrocious than my haircut. I'm from Lebanon but I live in the US to study and go bankrupt. I major in political science AKA "how to be a bullshitter". My dopamine levels are lowel than my bank account statement. I love to talk about myself on the internet where I don't stutter. If you ever need to talk just DM me I'm on this hellsite allday everyday.

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BONUS : 

[xthereshego-blog]

Help us get these kittens adopted please.

A couple of months ago my roommate broke up with her abusive boyfriend before he moved out of the state, and he up an left her with his cat Hermione. His pregnant cat. We have tried contacting him several times, but to no avail; besides, we didn’t really want to give her back to him since he is a bad person who already abandoned her once, and didn’t even bother spaying her.

We can’t really afford to care for a cat, but we did our best caring for Hermione and the 5 kittens she gave birth to about a month and a half ago. It has been extremly hard for us to do, since we both aren’t in a very good financial situation but we couldn’t just dump them in a shelter. Luckily, our neighbor whose cat has recently passed away took one of the kittens and we are now left with 4.

We put ads on several websites and we managed to get a hold of middle aged couple and their children who wanted to adopt the kittens, but sadly they lived about 3 states away. We met up with them about 3 weeks ago when they were down here to visit relatives, and they were very nice people who proved themselves to be a suitable home. However, since the kittens were only about 2-3 weeks old, they couldn’t be seperated from their mother and so we agreed that once they were old enough, we would send them over.

We manged to get a deal thanks to one of our friend with a small family owned pet shipping business in our town, and instead of paying 350$ so our 4 little kittens could be transported to their new home, we will only need to pay 180$. Sadly, we don’t even have that kind of money. My bank balance right now is exactly 27.20$, and I don’t get paid for flipping burgers until friday of next week. My friend isn’t in a good financial situation either, due to problems with some of her medical bills.

We ask you guys for your help, since we have no one to turn to. The few people we tried to ask for help thought we were a little off in the head for spending what few we had on cats instead of just handing them over to a shelter. Our goal is 180$, and we will be eternally grateful if you guys could help us in whatever way you can. Either by sharing or donating. Thank you so much in advance, this means the world to us.

Our deadline is November 21st, 6 days from now.

This is my paypal if any of you guys wants to donate and help us: [email protected]

[xthereshego-blog]

UPDATE: GUYS YOU DID IT ! Thank you so much for everyone who signal boosted or donated you guys are the best. We have sent the money over to the pet shipping company and the kittens will be taken to their new home on Friday. To all of those who helped, thank you so much we are eternally grateful to you ! We’ll get to writing little thank you letters with cute pictures of Sirius, Snape, Luna and Ron as soon as this is taken care of.

You guys are really the best.

[xthereshego-blog]

UPDATE 2: The kittens arrived to their new home about four days ago, due to their trip being held back because of the pet shipping company. They are a happy little bunch now, and I decided to keep the mother. (Got her spayed about a week ago). Again, I would like to thank all of you who have helped, I am eternally grateful to you.

[xthereshego-blog]

Help us get these kittens adopted please.

A couple of months ago my roommate broke up with her abusive boyfriend before he moved out of the state, and he up an left her with his cat Hermione. His pregnant cat. We have tried contacting him several times, but to no avail; besides, we didn’t really want to give her back to him since he is a bad person who already abandoned her once, and didn’t even bother spaying her.

We can’t really afford to care for a cat, but we did our best caring for Hermione and the 5 kittens she gave birth to about a month and a half ago. It has been extremly hard for us to do, since we both aren’t in a very good financial situation but we couldn’t just dump them in a shelter. Luckily, our neighbor whose cat has recently passed away took one of the kittens and we are now left with 4.

We put ads on several websites and we managed to get a hold of middle aged couple and their children who wanted to adopt the kittens, but sadly they lived about 3 states away. We met up with them about 3 weeks ago when they were down here to visit relatives, and they were very nice people who proved themselves to be a suitable home. However, since the kittens were only about 2-3 weeks old, they couldn’t be seperated from their mother and so we agreed that once they were old enough, we would send them over.

We manged to get a deal thanks to one of our friend with a small family owned pet shipping business in our town, and instead of paying 350$ so our 4 little kittens could be transported to their new home, we will only need to pay 180$. Sadly, we don’t even have that kind of money. My bank balance right now is exactly 27.20$, and I don’t get paid for flipping burgers until friday of next week. My friend isn’t in a good financial situation either, due to problems with some of her medical bills.

We ask you guys for your help, since we have no one to turn to. The few people we tried to ask for help thought we were a little off in the head for spending what few we had on cats instead of just handing them over to a shelter. Our goal is 180$, and we will be eternally grateful if you guys could help us in whatever way you can. Either by sharing or donating. Thank you so much in advance, this means the world to us.

Our deadline is November 21st, 6 days from now.

This is my paypal if any of you guys wants to donate and help us: [email protected]

[xthereshego-blog]

UPDATE: GUYS YOU DID IT ! Thank you so much for everyone who signal boosted or donated you guys are the best. We have sent the money over to the pet shipping company and the kittens will be taken to their new home on Friday. To all of those who helped, thank you so much we are eternally grateful to you ! We'll get to writing little thank you letters with cute pictures of Sirius, Snape, Luna and Ron as soon as this is taken care of.

You guys are really the best.

[xthereshego-blog]

Help us get these kittens adopted please.

A couple of months ago my roommate broke up with her abusive boyfriend before he moved out of the state, and he up an left her with his cat Hermione. His pregnant cat. We have tried contacting him several times, but to no avail; besides, we didn’t really want to give her back to him since he is a bad person who already abandoned her once, and didn’t even bother spaying her.

We can’t really afford to care for a cat, but we did our best caring for Hermione and the 5 kittens she gave birth to about a month and a half ago. It has been extremly hard for us to do, since we both aren’t in a very good financial situation but we couldn’t just dump them in a shelter. Luckily, our neighbor whose cat has recently passed away took one of the kittens and we are now left with 4.

We put ads on several websites and we managed to get a hold of middle aged couple and their children who wanted to adopt the kittens, but sadly they lived about 3 states away. We met up with them about 3 weeks ago when they were down here to visit relatives, and they were very nice people who proved themselves to be a suitable home. However, since the kittens were only about 2-3 weeks old, they couldn’t be seperated from their mother and so we agreed that once they were old enough, we would send them over.

We manged to get a deal thanks to one of our friend with a small family owned pet shipping business in our town, and instead of paying 350$ so our 4 little kittens could be transported to their new home, we will only need to pay 180$. Sadly, we don’t even have that kind of money. My bank balance right now is exactly 27.20$, and I don’t get paid for flipping burgers until friday of next week. My friend isn’t in a good financial situation either, due to problems with some of her medical bills.

We ask you guys for your help, since we have no one to turn to. The few people we tried to ask for help thought we were a little off in the head for spending what few we had on cats instead of just handing them over to a shelter. Our goal is 180$, and we will be eternally grateful if you guys could help us in whatever way you can. Either by sharing or donating. Thank you so much in advance, this means the world to us.

Our deadline is November 21st, 6 days from now.

This is my paypal if any of you guys wants to donate and help us: [email protected]

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[redrobin-detective]

After warring with the giraffes for 5 minutes, chewing on their horns and tails and tugging on their legs, he has decided that peace is the best option and has instead opted to snuggle peacefully among them (for now)

[bellygangstaboo]

the cops at black people vs. the cops at white people

[ghawth-deactivated20171105-blog]

[xthereshego-blog]

The reason I moved out from Lebanon lol.

[infiniitywars-blog]

Elena Anaya as Doctor Poison in Wonder Woman (2017)

[beautifuldovahkiin]

[bruce-wqyne]

The way this is going, the Republicans would most probably win the presidency, the us senate, and the us house.

The last time this happened, it was 1928.

The Great Depression happened in 1929.

[kingofthesevenseas]

a world war happened. 

so y’all get ready.

[xthereshego-blog]

When you escape from your shitty country to USA only to have Trump elected as president.

[twitching]

thanks Obama… for everything

[melethninn]

#NAILED ARMITAGE

[klvmstrakur]

I violently hit the reblog button everytime I see this on my dash.

[rise-above-the-grave]

NO ACTUALLY IN AN OLDER VERSION OF THE SILM, THE NAUGLAMIR WAS CALLED THE NAUGLAFRING.

SO THAT IS ACTUALLY IS REALLY OBSCURE. (like I didn’t even know this until just a couple of days ago when I was reading some excerpts from…Lost Tales I think?)

[thejabberwocki]

YEAH IT’S LOST TALES 2, right after the Fall of Gondolin

“But after a while silence fell, and folk murmured ‘Eärendel’, but others said ‘Nay – what of the Nauglafring, the Necklace of the Dwarves.’ ”

[mikedugans]

[Doctor Strange is] also faring extremely well in reviews, sporting a 93% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Most agree it’s a formulaic Marvel film, much like Iron-Man 1, but the visuals and performances really make it.

[regtvcritic]

King Ezekiel with the top 5 booty call entrance.

[thuggums]

This dude changed his shirt, used that ORS To lay down his edges, got NEW KICKS ON! He REALLY THINK HE ABOUT TO SMASH!? I think the fuck not