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☽𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑒’𝑣𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 // 𝑠𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑏☽ bee // 23 // he / it / she this is my main, if i'm following you it might be bc of a side blog of mine! dms are open and i love to make friends!

[nastywizard]

mountain dew malice 

[oniongarlic]

in my mountain dew chalice

[nastywizard]

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

[sophsun1]

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Jamie Mitchell, Gary Katona, Ed Wexler & Ken Kessel

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[ladysomnambule]

IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

[archivalhaven]

I love the “Which Fear Are You” quizzes. All of the questions go something like:

Do you have any hobbies?

A) Closing my eyes

B) Opening my eyes

C) Putting worms in my skin

D) Covering myself in dirt

[assiraphales]

I remember there was this one episode of doctor who where some malevolent aliens experimented on a pig to make it look like an extraterrestrial (walked on two legs, wore a space suit) & it freaked out & began to run. a man shot it just before nine could stop him, and nine yelled “why would you do that! it was SCARED!” before cradling it’s head and gently caressing it’s snout while it took its final breaths. and I think that, at the heart, is who nine was. he was witty and sarcastic and mean and jaded but he cared. he cared so much about everything, and everyone, no matter how insignificant and fleeting they could have seemed in comparison to an entity like him.

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

thought about him a bit too hard the other day and felt physically ill. send help

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[yokowan]

its kind of funny how basically every town in the US has a creek called "mill creek"

[yokowan]

surveyor: "so, what's that creek over there called? the one with the mill built on it?"

guy who has no fucking clue but doesn't want to admit it:

[surlifen]

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

how's that going for you?

amazingly euphoric!

you're pleased!

you can make it work

this is less than ideal

you are very unhappy

you cannot bear this existence

bald

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

[surlifen]

this is funny because the three categories of responses are largely:

1. NOOOO PARASITIC WORM 😭

2. FUCK UEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PARASITIC WOOOOORM 🪱🪱🪱🪱🔥🔥‼️‼️

3. bird? well... I guess it could be worse :/

[theinformationcollector]

TIL that all (northern hemisphere) thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on Jan 1st.

via reddit.com

[endorphinmachine]

happy birthday to every horse

[xthexrawringx20sx]

dude me too!!! i also loved three days grace as a teen!

sjdhjsjdj SORRY I JUST SAW THIS BUT YAY ANOTHER THREE DAYS GRACE FAN (tbh i still listen to them, i have a whole playlist of songs i listened to as a teen that i love lmao)

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[cloysterbell]

Which was The Most Formative 2000s era pop punk emo band for pre-teen!you

Fall Out Boy

My Chemical Romance

Simple Plan

Green Day

Panic! at the Disco

Paramore

All Time Low

Boys Like Girls

Good Charlotte

Avril Lavigne (not a band but she still counts)

All-American Rejects

Other (sorry I can't list them all)

Voting ended onDec 10, 2024

[cometcrystal]

if anyone thinks there’s a better gif than this one then theyre dead fucking wrong

[sushinfood]

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

[joons]

THE BRICKS

[cartoonology]

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

[dkpsyhog]

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

[mothprincess]

reblog with a book that you have read this year and would like to suggest 📚📖📗📑📔🍵☕

[cometcrystal]

if anyone thinks there’s a better gif than this one then theyre dead fucking wrong

[sushinfood]

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

[joons]

THE BRICKS

[cartoonology]

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

[dkpsyhog]

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry