Syl :3

21, trans furry, she/her, enjoyer of deer and dragons

[ex-riddlecats]

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

[liverteeth]

what if you were shrunk down to be a tiny gnome the size of a peanut what would you do then

Fuck yeah I love gnomes I’d have a pet dust bunny and live in a god damned mushroom like God intended

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cdplayer]

thinks abyout men in women's lingerie and runs fast as fuck face first into a brick wall

[writing-prompt-s]

An adventuring party is in a cage suspended over acid the wizard clears his throat "I just sent a message to my wife she should be here to save us soon." "Wait your married?" Said the rouge "more importantly what is she gonna." The paladin is interrupted by a massive explosion.

[lyricwritesprose]

"Hang on, hang on, hang on. You're married to a dragon?"

"Half-dragons come from somewhere, you know!" Vrilthacar sounds defensive.

"And you've never told us?"

"Well, it's very important for married people to cultivate different hobbies, you know! You can't go and make someone else's interests your whole life, it isn't healthy. So she has her collection, and I have my adventuring and my dabbling in things man was not meant to know. Our friendship groups don't actually cross over too much, and that's fine."

"But—but pillaging gold from the countryside is something we're supposed to stop—"

"Well, first of all, dragons help fight inflation, especially inflation that would otherwise be caused by adventurers, and second of all, not all dragons collect treasure. That's a stereotype. Honeybee collects dolls. Which admittedly has gotten us into more troublesome situations than gold might, but so long as we provide the haunted ones with suitable enrichment it's usually all right."

"Honeybee."

"Her full name is two minutes long, Tasler. Listen, I'm going to need you to stop doing microaggressions before she rips the roof off the Elder Lich's citadel, all right? Because she has been known to respond with macroaggressions."

Tasler gulps and falls quiet as half the ceiling falls into the acid. "Sugar-pumpkin, are you all right?"

"Completely unhurt!" Vrilthacar calls out cheerfully.

The paladin mouths, sugar-pumpkin??? but very carefully doesn't say it.

[xthuldier]

wow, what a day, huh? sure does make you appreciate the little things. or so i’ve been told.

[neaveings]

one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will

[t3rm1n0s]

Low blood sugar gang rise. But eat a snack first

[captainmolasses]

Bonus art cuz I felt like adding some cel shading to this

[scoutzone]

scout being the father he never had i'm going to fucking cry

[xthuldier]

AND SPY GETS TO SEE HIS GRANDKIDS!!! HE GETS TO BE WITH THEM!!!!

[buttonedbuck]

hired this deer to stare at you

[r4dr0b1n]

deer.

deer!!!!!

[souvenirpopcorn]

dog 🐶

[deer-a-day]

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deer with a big warm jacket

[xthuldier]

one side of me wants to be an ethereal elegance. the other is just a freak. these sides are constantly at war

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[r4dr0b1n]

then we make out sloppy style next question

[baranarts]

lesbian cow.... so awesome