Ahmad

Recluse. Texas Straightedge C/O 2006. Creepxmob. Know//Suffer. E835. Sennything is possible. I am a terrible friend. I used to drum. Phantom.

[xtoastadox]

probably shouldn’t be listening to Yung Gleesh.

[xtoastadox]

left for a bit

yall still on the same shit

[xtoastadox]

welldamn

So a lady hit me up and the first thing she starts doing is using racial slurs thinking that was going to turn me on or sumn. 

[britteryikes]

I didn’t believe this when I saw it. I thought someone stole her picture and made a missing poster. My friend Alleah is missing and I feel sick. Idk what else to do except share this poster and hope for the best. Her insta is @leahwrites

[imsoshive]

Goodnight to all the women with chocolate areolas.

[xtoastadox]

loose teeth

Puddles in otherwise clean bathrooms. Spit near but not in trashcans when kleenex is handy. I will take my pending accusations. I helped raised the future. I want nothing to do with reproduction.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[stunningpicture]

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

[kingcheddarxvii]

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

[heroque-end]

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

[goldstargender-deactivated20150]

$20 can get you many peanuts

[assdownloader]

explain how

[lighttomediumtreason]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[speakwrite]

I don’t have a bunch of cool tattoos and I don’t post nudes of me on the Internet.

Who could ever love me

[andrewxsierra-deactivated202112]

We’re all grasping for stability. When will the floor collapse.

[weavemama]

anyway black women are having miscarriages in Flint and there has yet to be an outrage from the “pro-life” community

[ddestr0yedd-deactivated20180403]

can we call this a genocide yet?

[weavemama]

keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis. they changed the water of a lower-income black community for a reason. 12 people have died so far because of the water and now the women are suffering from miscarriages. this story needs as much attention as possible. a black community is still being poisoned and pro-lifers don’t seem to give a shit  

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[8thwonderful]

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

[backstagehoe]

Please find me his tumblr, I lost him when I deleted my vine 😂

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

This drag was unnecessary 😩

[lagonegirl]

Mood

[nativeskins]

Same

[blackactressesdaily]

Niecy Nash for Essence

[octobers16th]

Burning Sage.

Reblog in 5 seconds to cleanse that negativity holding onto you.