Snow Globe Domination

They/She/It - 30s, queer asf. vkei, jmetal, X, DEG, them Gaze hoes, A9, ARLEQUIN (to name a few) are love. Art hoe, Marine Ecologist/Biologist, so expect a lot of fish stuff, too. Literally a shit show on wheels

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[teashoesandhair]

'A popular fanfic author stopped updating her fic because she said that the stress of being constantly falsely accused of using AI was a witch hunt and it was destroying her mental health to the extent that she needed to take a break from writing, leading to multiple online discussions defending her and debates about AI accusations and how You Can't Really Tell So Leave Her Alone, and then someone realised that there were Claude coding artefacts in her fics and that it was a super pervasive problem in that particular fandom, proven definitively by looking at the source coding of each work on AO3, and she denied it for a bit but then ultimately admitted that oopsie, she had been using genAI all along, and then she deleted all of her fics off AO3 and people got mad because they were being denied access to their favourite fics, even though they now knew definitively that they were genAI slop, and then it turned out that she'd actually stopped updating the fic on AO3 in the first place because she'd been shopping it around to agents and editors as an original work with the serial numbers filed off, and she'd been in conversations with a publisher which ultimately got dropped because she'd lied to them about her AI use' oh cool, so we're in Hell, then

[grymmoires]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[amvs]

anythingjob from a guy who’s just down for whatever

[amvs]

nothingjob from a nonexistent concept

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[domidominic]

Space guys

[zephyr-zephyr]

Once i had a teacher who was OBSESSED with

A) resource guarding

And

B) Harry Potter

So naturally, every time someone didn’t have a pencil she would charge them 10 house points (which, even in schools where there is an actual house point system, probably doesn’t fucking happen). She openly held the belief that she had to ascribe value to these precious writing implements or else no one would appreciate them, a concept evidenced by, i kid you not, how when homeless people are given houses for free they let them fall into disarray, because they didn’t pay for the house and therefore didn’t care about it. I, a pissed off 13 year old with a vendetta against power hungry teachers and also JK Rowling, brought a 100 pack of pencils to school so that whenever someone had to ask for one, instead of being charged a fictional currency and upsetting their fellow, deeply competitive students, i would just give them one. If the pencil didn’t come from the teacher, she couldn’t charge points for it.

This upset her. She couldn’t assert her power over the 1st period Advanced 8th Grade Math Class anymore. For i, The Pencil Liberator, had come to put an end to her tyrannous behavior.

She told me to stop about 30 pencils in.

[45percenterthen]

"sexual assault allegations can ruin a man's career" they don't even ruin his career when he's found liable

[undetaqted]

the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026

[crocbox]

Still one of the best screen shots from a game ever.

[loveridden1999]

[sortingmyideas]

Oh my fucking god if I see one more person say QPR's, romance, marriage, sex, or anything has "more commitment" or a "stronger bond" than friendship I will dismantle my neighbors car

[oobbbear]

Just had a dream of a shape shifter trying to find the next body so they hold a character design contest and the winner’s oc becomes real

[oobbbear]

Do you think if shapeshifters are real they would open commission photoshoots like they turn into your oc and take selfies or idk go to the grocery and buy a sandwich, they would be so rich

[redrockbluerock]

@rockcandysupreme

[fairycosmos]

having a fucked up back is like . Worse than being a dinosaur when the meteor hit