[gravehop187]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[reaperofsassgard]

🍁 MABON ACTIVITIES 🍁

credit: IG:witchytips

🍂 bake apple/pear/pumpkin pies, bread, or cookies seasoned with cinnamon 🍂 besom, wand, garland crafting 🍂 brew a seasonal alternative of Sun water 🍂 collect remaining sunflowers 🍂 create a corn dolly 🍂 drink apple/pear juice, cider, chamomile tea 🍂 eat mixed fruit and vegetable salads 🍂 have a thanksgiving-like feast with your family or friends 🍂 light red and orange candles before meditation 🍂 make cornucopiass 🍂 pour candles (preferably warm colors) 🍂 re-decorate altar with yellow, orange, red, and brown candles, apples, leaves, and herbs 🍂 ritual bathing 🍂 scavenge acorns, pinecones 🍂 take a walk in a park 🍂 write a summary about the last couple of months

[xxcassmanderxx]

Thank you so much for posting this! I am one excited witch.

[xxcassmanderxx]

Quarantine is destroying me with a very busy work schedule. I’ve been getting really overwhelmed recently and thought if there were other people feeling the same as me, this song might bring a little hope and inspiration in these shitty times.

Fast Car Tracy Chapman Cover https://youtu.be/GGtyk0cHV88

[usatodayopinion]

— Colin Jost, in Best of Late Night

[powerfulwizard]

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[xxcassmanderxx]

Hey everyone, here’s a panic! At the disco cover I did the other day, it would really mean a lot to me if you guys could go check it out! If you like what you see go ahead and drop a like. It doesn’t really do anything in my favour, just tells me that you enjoyed the video. I don’t upload too often but if you hit subscribe and ding the bell then you will be notified when my next video comes out.

On my channel I mostly do covers but you will see that every now and then I might have the urge to do a vlog.

[talkingtomyhouseplants]

One of my air plants (Tillandsia) is blooming!! That means hopefully she’ll have babies in the near future.🤞 Stunning flower! 🌺

[memesandlaughs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feyresands-deactivated20200624]

he added to it

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

[luisonte]

[transypansy-deactivated20250528]

@starchygoodness

[starchygoodness]

How are you going to look at this and tell me bears are real??

[memesandlaughs]

[pato-social]

Me looking for an instrumental music

[hydro-homies]

Gymbro breakup

[daco-broman]

this is really tragic

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

the semihemidemisemiquaver:

[love-to-love-puppies]

Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

fast

[memewhore]

thank