Vampire Bitch

21 - he/him - bisexual - autistic - adhd - trans

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[imtryingstill]

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

[hollanderthoughts]

I have the perverts mind and the perverts heart. My soul? that is also quite perverted.

[thoodleoo]

hey guys it's pandora, welcome to my box :) let me show you around! so here we have oh gods oh fuck all the evils of the world are escaping noooooo let me put the lid back on. awww now they're all gone :( oh well at least i still have my hope #myhope

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[darkspaceboytoy]

Don’t even have a funny comment this one just resonated with me.

[xxgothwhorexx]

i'm glad this message reached more people than just myself

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[diseases-for-center-control]

If you worry nobody wants to be with you, don't. Diseases always want to be with you 💜

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[suchscary]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[teaboot]

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

[catswithpancakehands-deactivate]

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

[fluxxdog]

unlikely

[broken-horn-of-equius]

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

[fluxxdog]

Two things can be real.

[teaboot]

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

[strange-aeons]

against all odds i have brought it into existence

[dogrotpdf]

had someone come to my book event last night and give me this. couldnt ask for anything better, really. yes, they’ll be at my birthday party in november