I know the monks treated you horribly when you first tried to join them, but if you could go back, would you try to tough it out & fully join them if given the chance?
“Okay, you seem to have a few misconceptions going on here,”
“so let’s just clear those up. I didn’t leave because the monks ‘treated me horribly’. I already knew about their stupid hazing process from when they took in Vlad. And they liked Vlad. So, of course, they were going to pull the same crap on me and of coarse it was probably going to be worse. Frankly, I think I would have been a bit insulted by anything less. Did I like being their personal maid for a day? Hell No. But it’s not like I can’t handle a little grunt work.”
“And, it had nothing on trying to keep Cyclops clean.”
“Also, side note; I think you might want to reassess your definition of ‘horrible treatment’, because if that was a basis for me quitting on something I would have stopped working with Chase, Wuya and The Bean a long time ago. Let’s be clear here; if I’d really wanted to go good, there’s nothing the monks could have done, short of telling me to ‘get gone’, that would have made me quit. Sure as hell not some chores and light ribbing. So don’t toss that ‘tough it out’ crap in my face.”
“I didn’t quit because I couldn’t hack it, I quit because I’m a terrible person. I didn’t go to them because of some crisis of conscience or because I wanted to be better. I just had nowhere else to go and I was feeling sorry for myself. The Cheese Ball was the one who decided he could fix me by having me sleep on the floor and ‘scrub away my anger and negativity’. And at the time I thought, ‘sure, why not? It’s not like I have anything better to do with myself’. But it didn’t work. Because of course, it didn’t. And the first opportunity I got to grab their Wu, and screw over both them and Ashley, I just couldn’t help myself, it was too good to pass up!”
“I wish I could say their hazing crap had some hand in my decision. If only so I could shove their faces in it, but honestly, if they’d all been buddy-buddy with me I probably would have turned on them sooner. OH! And to answer your question; if I could do it over, I would happily screw them over again. I’d just make sure to find a real place to hide the Wu. Avoid the whole Showdown of retribution garbage.”
“Sorry if that’s not the contrite sob story you were looking for, but, well, I live to disappoint.”
