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Ola /18/ I don't have a life/🇵🇱

[catchymemes]

[xxoyhxx]

Lee Sooman about SuperM: Guys I'm really sorry but you have to share line with others.

Mark whispering to Taeyong: What is he talking about?

Taeyong: I don't know he's probably drunk or high, or high and drunk.

Mark: He must been visit yg lately.

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Lucas: Omg jungwoo whatup men?

Taemin: IF YOU DARE CALL ME JUNGWOO ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS BACK TO HONGKONG!

Jungwoo *behind Teamin*: what.

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Johnny: There’s something I need to get off my chest.

Ten: Is that your shirt? Please say yes.

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Ten, kissing Taeyong: We should move this to the bedroom

Taeyong confused: ...Okay

Taeyong lifting up one side of the couch: Alright you grab that end, I'll grab this end

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Jaehyun: I don't want to ruin our friendship,but I'd actually like to touch your ass.

Taeyong: Ruin it.

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Ten: I'm pregnant.

Taeyong: WTF?!

Ten: How could you scream at me when I carry a baby.

Taeyong: You are men. You can't be pregnant.

Ten: But when I was arguing with Johnny he said "you act like pregnant women all the time"

Taeyong: If it works that way doyoung would have his own kindergarten.

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Taeyong: What did you say?!

Winwin: I said "Whoever took my knife, ya mamma's a hoe!"

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Chanle: you look depressed.

Renjun: thanks.

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Yuta: Ten, I need you to stay the hell away from Winwin.

Ten: *glares at him* Any particular reason why?

Yuta: Let’s see, you’re kind of a manipulative dirty hoe.

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( Taeyong introducing his boyfriend to his family)

Taeyong: This is my boyfriend Ten

Jaehyun (Taeyong’s husband): What the fuck-

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Jaehyun: We’re a group now, right? Ride or die?

Taeyong: Sure, I would totally ride you.

Jaehyun: What

Taeyong: What

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Yuta: I'm sure you know why I called you here

Ten: Cause I accidentally sent you a dick pic...

Yuta: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

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Doyoung: Your future self is talking shit about you.

Ten: I'm talking shit about me too he ain't special.

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Ten: I just ended a five year relationship.

Kun: Are you okay?

Ten: It's ok, it wasn't my relationship.

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Johnny: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Mark: What if I bite it and it dies?

Johnny: That means you're poisonous.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and I die?

Johnny: That's correlation, not causation.

Winwin: What if it bites me and someone else dies

Johnny: That's voodoo.

Taeyong: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Ten: That's kinky.

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Taeyong: Do you have anything to say for yourself?!

Yuta: I have a lot of things to say, first of all, BITCH.