𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓸𝓼 💚🖤

|Chaos Theory since 2014| Twitch Streamer| 26 | Sagittarius | Hana x Hades enjoyer | This tumblr is a historical guide for me | Computer Entity |

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[sluttynurse]

you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

[dni-archive]

[abysslll]

[itsladykit]

Motion Picture Association of America.

[rawdickulouslywreckless]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2019-2021 Jeep Wrangler

[aminoasinine]

[kushblazer666]

and they say white people can’t cook

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

[xxzombiexwolfxx]

I don’t post to this blog often anymore. Had it since I was 13-14, I am now 26. Something just struck me tonight and I’ll be honest it is fucking me up.

For most of my life I was shamed for being myself or liking ANYTHING (god forbid a bitch catch a vibe) and as of recently I have been allowing myself to show that a bit more but slowly…this was not orchestrated by me mind you, my fiancé mind freaked me into allowing my real self out and as scary and painful as it’s been, I’m insanely thankful he did it. Although I only caught onto it like…4 hours ago.

Idk, I guess getting that revelation of “oh shit I have been masking for AWHILE” just hit astronomical

Hope you guys are doing well, don’t know who all is left here that knew me.

[theunfairfolk]

BEHOLD

[theunfairfolk]

I’M AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. I’M AT THE TAROT HUT. I’M AT THE COMBINATION WAFFLE HOUSE AND TAROT HUT.

[mostlymadbrewing]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[depsidase]

[asingularcanadian]

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

[starrypawz]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[segamascott]

[rslashrats]

[rslashrats]

it makes the egg more handsome and alluring

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

[agentwaffle]

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

[definitely-not-a-plant]

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.