LazyChicken310

Lyle/Lyra, butch, pan - 28 -

[calamity-corner]

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

[calamity-corner]

hold on let me look something up

what yhe hell

[viralfrog]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[anarqueeen]

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

[sadocanine]

there's literally nothing sexier than directness and confidence which is awful news for those of us scared our desire is poison unless directly invited

[sadocanine]

there's literally nothing sexier than directness and confidence which is awful news for those of us scared our desire is poison unless directly invited

[sadocanine]

there's literally nothing sexier than directness and confidence which is awful news for those of us scared our desire is poison unless directly invited

[ysolt]

[gelybean]

Aroace Ryland means so much to me y’all have no idea

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[eraserheadadult]

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[woosh-floosh-art]

[k-simplex]

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[fwunni]

let’s all stop doing this now

[hardgockcafe]

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home