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I have xlent taste and am humurus. trust me. (... or don't TT-TT)

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I had a feeling this gsnk update would be a shipping chapter so I already couldn’t control my smile. Then this happened and I laughed out loud, not once but TWICE (that end scene) in our school library :’D

Mayu! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME EVEN MORE SOCIALLY AWKWARD THROUGH YOUR OWN SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS AHHHHHJHH!!!1!!@!1!! 

(just kidding, you’re amazing and i love you)

(also the mayu/mikorin game was so strong this chapter!)

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When they don’t ship to the country you live in but they ship to Antartica.

;-;

I just want my 20% off Pyralspite you guys.

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I *<3Ω U

Do you star-heart-horseshoe me too?

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MAKE WAY DAVEKAT

For CloKat... or Karver?

By comparing Clover’s two *<3Ω crushes, Caliborn and Karkat, I might have an idea of what those symbols stand for???

I believe the * has to do with admiration. He probably admired them for their perseverance (Caliborn during his quest and Karkat for turning the tables and defeating Clover)

<3 has to do with romantic feelings. (as stated in Aranea’s soliloquy) (wow that word looks terrible written down)

this seems p obvious anyways bc anyone with eyes wants a piece of the Vantass ;)

then theres Caliborn. seriously. can I get a godd damn?

(I’m kidding don’t hurt me pls)

Ω most likely has something to do with misfortune and maybe pitying the person? I guess Clover likes someone to balance out his extreme luck?

(horseshoes are a common good luck charm and were hung on walls but upside down horseshoes are considered unlucky because when flipped “the luck falls out”)

these are all 100% guesses. I just found this part (among the other ~17:45 minutes) of the flash to be hilarious.

Kudos to you for reading all this btw. idk why I even made this anymore :’)

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Me watching [S] Collide.

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After the upd8 I found myself thinking of Caliborn, so I revisited his DeviantArt page. And noticed his Interests section :’) 

miss you, you murderous piece of garbage

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Thought I’d repost Caliborn’s autobiography cover art. 

He’s a struggling artist who is ahead of his time. 

Help him reach his goal by backing him on Zillyloot.

to his haters: tumut

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After the upd8 I found myself thinking of Caliborn, so I revisited his DeviantArt page. And noticed his Interests section :’) 

miss you, you murderous piece of garbage

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THIS UPDATE IS FUCKING ME UP

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When I first saw this: yes. absolutely. I agree 100%

... 

but who is Karl

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So homestuck updated.

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Hmm not sure which flower meaning I like best :3

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Quite the manicure Papillon,

you remind me

of someone...

k I get that people are still skeptical bc of the facial structure or w/e. 

But tell me, who besides Gabriel fucking Agreste could have better looking nails than me? hmm, no one? 

i thought so.

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I am conflicted about this man’s true age

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Also she looks suspiciously similar to another “Lady” we know.

:c

seriously though, the dude either isn’t over Ladybug 

or has unhealthy attraction to blue haired middle school girls

not sure which would be worse...

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Me.

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Guitar Villain was... “Rockin’”

Rock n Roll!: IIIII IIII

Rock n RIP Baby!: IIIII

Riff Shock!: IIIII I

Solo Séismique!: III

haLp. my ears, they burn \(@_@)/

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Bill/Weirdmageddon tribute thing I put together. Hope you enjoy :D

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Boy, that arm over shoulder better be 100% platonic. 

Think of Alya! Or whatever, honestly I’m not completely on board with their spontaneous love realization moment... but DON’t mess with the Juleka x Rose vibe of the episode

let me dream :’(

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GUYS I’m 99% sure that the yellow miraculous is a hair comb omg

(even though it might not even be relevant to the series bc the comb and the fan are both missing kwamis...)