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from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

xzivia

You should try listening to cat bop where we take a song and make it have as many kitty cat themes as possible

#kitty cat in the sky #I can meow anywhere

I’m back friends

theraconteurasaur

Perennial October mood.

drst

There she is!

NOW it’s really Halloween

Thinkin about potatoes

beetnelson

THIS ARTSY TAROT SET PREDICTS NOTHING BUT GOOD VIBES IN YOUR FUTURE

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leslieknope2k44

john mulaney on donald trump

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kathrynroseksk

dead

cristinterrill

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

negritaaa

it honestly looks like a different language

back-that-sass-up

Whoa

thebestoftumbling

andrewlloydwebber

I’m naming my DND character Highflow Chugspout

@taylorhecate

mildred-the-psychic-paraple-blog

xzivia

“it’s a cro-shnake”

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shower beverage alignments

Lawful Good: shower coffee IF you’re running late Neutral Good: you wouldn’t be caught dead with a shower bev Chaotic Good: whatever u happen to be drinking when the shower-mood strikes instantly becomes ur shower beverage Lawful Neutral: a bottle of cold water outside the shower for when it gets too steamy in there True Neutral: getting thirsty halfway thru and just opening ur mouth like a baby bird in the rain Chaotic Neutral: slushie that u got from the gas station SPECIFICALLY so u could take a shower and drink it Lawful Evil: bath & a glass of fine wine Neutral Evil: shower beer Chaotic Evil: shower MILK