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@y0udumbxox
she gets it
my obsession with placing such high value on my aesthetic and physical form versus my desire to hide my identity and profile and live entirely in secret
I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’
there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.
me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!
All voicemails from the 90s to the early 00s were like this lol
Let’s bring this back though!
Lads, I just bought a new wheelchair and I have to tell the world about it because I’m so excited, I can’t wait for it to get here, everyone needs to see it!
Ahem.
It’s called the Zinger Chair.
Here’s a picture of it:
It’s an electric wheelchair that’s controlled by the levers on the sides (so yes, you do need two hands to operate it, just like a manual). It’s only 40 pounds and can be folded down to fit into any trunk. The creators/managers all seem to be wheelchair users. I personally talked to one on the phone who told me the features he uses.
You don’t understand, I’ve been in New York City for almost four months now and it’s been incredible and in that time, I’ve wheeled my manual chair about 300 miles (there are times I’m going up to 40 blocks a day) and I am so sore and so bruised and so tired and it’s going to s n o w soon and even though the city won’t get nearly as much snow as upstate, it’s still not going to be fun, but I’ve always been afraid to get a big, bulky, electric chair because I don’t want to:
A.) Completely give up my autonomy.
B.) Have a 500 pound electric chair run out of power and have to figure out how the heck I’m getting it and me home.
But this chair, this chair, lads…
This chair can get me all the way from my apartment down the island to Times Square and into Amorino for the world’s best waffles/gelato/hot chocolate before it even considers running out of power. And it only takes 3 hours to fully charge AND if for some reason, something happens, it can be folded up and put into any NYC cab and I’m just so, so, excited. NYC is filled with so many hills that I’ll now be able to go up/down without straining myself. I’ll be able to take the M5 down Riverside and still get to the center of the island without heaving and huffing and sweating. I just really, really, hope it all works out!
Note: Absolutely none of this is sponsored. I’m just really excited about this wheelchair. The Amorino part isn’t sponsored either but seriously, you should all go to Amorino at some point in your lives, I should stop going to Amorino because at this point, I go once a week and that is what we call Unhealthy. But I don’t care because life is short and Amorino is good. And so is this wheelchair (hopefully).
UPDATES:
IT’S HERE!
First of all, I can’t believe you gave this over 7,000 notes. Especially since this was just a personal post about how excited I personally was to personally receive this personal wheelchair for my personal needs. I get that other people may want to use this but seeing this many notes—it’s actually really distressing. I mean, I’m excited that you’re excited but there was a really good chance this could have all been a giant scam and the wheelchair could have shown up defective or, worse, could have never showed up at all. Please, please, please be cautious when looking at mobility equipment and medical supplies. I know it’s exciting to see new designs and innovations but it’s extremely dangerous to blindly put your faith in medical supplies without thoroughly researching them. That’s how so many people with disabilities end up getting scammed with faulty equipment that breaks down and breaks their bank accounts. Please be smart and be careful.
Anyway, mother henning aside, THIS CHAIR IS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT!
I’ve only had it for a day but I already love it so much. This afternoon, I took it all the way from my apartment to my campus (about 40 blocks). And this evening, I took teh challenge of going to a grocery store about five blocks away and getting some groceries.
Things to consider:
- It’s going to take me (and you) a long time to get used to the driving mechanics. You definitely need both hands for this. If you’re like me and you like using your feet and twisting your body and grabbing the walls/furniture to help you move, you can but it’ll only get you so far. You need to have both hands on the levers and believe me, it’s hard to remember this. There were times when I’d slow to a halt and look around, wondering what was going on, before realizing my hand had casually gone to my lap. Additionally, the act of pushing and pulling both levers simultaneously to go forward/brake and alternating to turn is a very strange process and while I like it, again, it takes some getting used to.
- There are three speed options which I affectionately dub slow, “now we’re cooking”, and ludicrous speed. Slow is just what it sounds like, a slow coast, which I used in my apartment, the deli, and the grocery store so that I could easily maneuver around things. When I felt comfortable on the sidewalks, I switched up to the next speed which is noticeably faster than my own self-propelled speed in my manual chairs. And at one point, on the downtown stretch starting at 135th and Broadway (those of you who know it know exactly what I had to do and why), I turned it onto ludicrous speed and let me tell you mates, for as many books as I’ve written featuring wheelchair-using superheroes, for a moment, I actually felt like one. I was flying down that hill. Literally flying. I mean literally I think my wheels came off the ground. 100% recommend this speed button for this specific stretch of blocks but honestly, unless I have to book it to a class or an event, I’ll stick to the speeds that don’t make me feel like my soul is being ripped from my body.
- Doors were tricky as again, it requires two wheels to maneuver, but I think I can manage with some practice. Doors going in is nothing. I destroyed them. Doors that come out was a bit harder.
- Asphalt really confused it??? Like we hit a road that was covered in it and it just sort of spluttered and whined and made it clear that it was not a fan. I mean it coaxed through eventually (my motivational speech to it definitely helped I’m sure) but yeah, just so you know, certain textures seem to be better than others. I’m honestly not sure how well it’s going to do in the heavy snow or on something like grass. Luckily NYC seems to lack either so—I’m personally good.
- All in all, today, I wheeled about 3 miles and the battery showed that it was on a half charge which sounds about right.
- You don’t understand I wheeled 3 miles, 50ish blocks, without so much as breaking a sweat! My back/arms/shoulders/hands aren’t aching any more than the chronic pain, I’m not overly exhausted, I wheeled 50 blocks like it was nothing! Even better, my hands aren’t covered in dirt and mud and hair (why do you all shed so much hair?). These calloused appendages definitely deserved this break.
- Getting it on the bus was admittedly difficult but I think that was on me more than the chair as I kept stalling on the ramp, causing it to slide back down. But I was eventually able to get on and still be strapped down so that’s definitely still a possibility.
- I went up hills, down hills, up ramps, down ramps, into uneven elevators, down uneven curbcuts, over potholes, over cracks, into one of those side-sidewalk construction zone things, etc. and the chair handled it all like the boss it is, I love it and am proud of it.
- I’ve affectionately named it Zing. This is important for you to know.
- Yes, it’s $2100. Yes, it’s worth it. Yes, it’s still one of the cheapest chairs on the market. Yes, the person who reblogged this a few days ago to complain about the price doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
- I almost took out a row of Christmas trees and a fruit stand (typical). Again, it’s definitely going to take some getting used to.
- IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOING FURTHER RESEARCH ON THIS CHAIR TO SEE IF IT’S RIGHT FOR YOU, HERE IS THE LINK: zingerchair.com
- YES, I KNOW YOU ALL ARE REBLOGGING THE LINK FROM THE ONE BLOG BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THERE’S A REASON I DIDN’T SHARE THE LINK WITH YOU ALL. SEE THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.
- Also Zinger has a promotion where you and I can both get money if I refer you so seriously, if you’re really interested in it, check out this website and message me so that I can give you my details: https://www.zingerchair.com/rdo
IN CONCLUSION, THIS CHAIR IS AMAZING, YOU ALL NEED TO EXERCISE PRECAUTION WHEN SEEING RANDOM POSTS ABOUT MEDICAL SUPPLIES ON THIS WEBSITE, AND I ALMOST CRASHED INTO A FRUIT STAND IN THE MOST CARTOONISH WAY POSSIBLE!
I’ll make an update in about a week to tell you how things are going but in the meantime, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS VERSION OF THE POST!
(By the way, I made the original post five days ago and it is currently 11:02 PM on December 17th, 2017. Just putting it out there because tumblr never does.)
Anyway, SIGNAL BOOST.
@eastgermanhattrick , have you seen this?
this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes
[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front reading: You will find hidden treasures where you least expected.]
Here comes September, when the leaves begin to fall. (Taken last September.)
Source
I think, therefore
Tree cover map of Australia.
needs more trees imo
smoked all of em
#i am begging you
RENO MY RENO! Canadians fix people’s home improvement mistakes and are super nice about it but FIRM with man who don’t finish projects!
so far some shows that have worked for me:
Lord & Ladles - scottish chefs cook historical feasts in historical mansions! you meet wacky old money people and learn about strange things their ancestors got up to! you get to watch as world-renowned chefs fail at catching a fish! someone makes a hedgehog out of marzipan! people in the olden times ate some crazy shit! every episode ends with the chefs cheersing each other while lying on vintage furniture!
Big Dreams, Small Spaces - cute british people have cute yards that cute gardening man helps to make into much cuter yards. one lady wants to grow vegetables to share with her neighborhood. one lady wants to sculpt a huge mud head covered in moss coming out of the ground. one dad wants a garden for his down’s syndrome kid so he makes a sensory garden with a thousand different smells and textures. one couple wants to grow flowers for their wedding. it’s all wonderful.
Nailed It! - a bunch of people probably got high and decided to throw money at this show idea. everybody tries their best and everybody comes away either having learned something helpful, having had a rollicking good time, or having won a bunch of money. all the judges are good sports and nobody is made to feel bad for doing bad. also there’s some fucking crazy shit they get up to with modeling chocolate i tell you what.
Skin Wars - actually a lot about artists and their craft??? not really at all about sexy ladies being naked??? very cool stuff done by people with atrocious fashion sense and a complete willingness to buy into the moment. a few bad apples but mostly the reality-show-ness is pretty toned down and people are there to make cool art.
A Cook Abroad - chefs go to different parts of the world and learn about food there. A dumb white guy makes bread with adorable egyptian ladies! A british man gets exhausted by the length of roads in argentina and is only recharged by steak! An awesome woman makes cheese in france!
Love Your Garden - british man does garden makeovers for wholesome deserving families with special needs. Maybe a little bit on the weepy side of things but his assistants are all great and have fantastic hairstyles and people in wheelchairs deserve flowers!
Puffin Rock - this show is supposedly for babies but it is SO PRETTY and SO CHARMING and it’s about animals and nature and stuff and doesn’t really completely shy away from that?? like, one of the characters is a little rodent and the seagulls are the bad guys and he’s actually afraid of getting eaten?? anyway baby birds sing songs with baby bunnies and play splishsplash with baby seals and snuggle with baby animals of all sorts in a beautiful hand painted island.
Animal Airport - hey did you know some crazy shit goes down in Heathrow?? Did you know that there isn’t rabies in the UK? Everyone’s doggies and kitties have a long trip but they all get home in the end and also there are turtles and cheetahs and bugs and fish and everything!!!
this list is so relevant to my interests it hurts.
i’d also suggest the bbc historical farms series–it’s not on netflix, but it *is* mostly on youtube. the metafilter guide that originally introduced me to it is here. there are a bunch of different series of it, now, and each one is a group of archaeologists and historians living on a period location–victorian farm, they live in a farmhouse from the era, and they farm and raise animals and etc wearing period clothing, using period tools and sources as guides. and it sounds like it could be cringey, but they’re all experts in their fields and actually really invested in trying to do things well, so instead it’s a bunch of shows about teamwork and being friends (most of the core team stays the same) and learning things, and it’s delightful.
similarly, the sweet makers and victorian bakers have modern confectioners and bakers recreating period foods wearing appropriate clothing and using cookbooks from the era to guide them. (warning that one of the sweet makers episodes deals heavily with the history of sugar, and the slavery and horrific abuses associated with the same.)
If you want something positive, somewhat peaceful, and food craft related to watch on YouTube, look up loftypursuits (they make candy if you’re unfamiliar) and manaboutcakes (I might have a bit of a crush on the host)
I need my Netflix to have this category.
While I’m at it, I need Netflix to have the ability to make, curate and share playlists. Why isn’t that a thing?
I kid you not, MAKING IT is the best, purest, most joyful competitive tv show I have ever seen in my life. It makes me feel like I’m in Pawnee. 10000% the best.
Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
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