Floyd Leech and his easily irritated girlfriend.
In which, you are his easily irritated girlfriend.
No matter what he does, you always find something to scold or yell to him about. And it’ll always be his fault.
Which is usually the case anyways.
Floyd always pulls all these stupid pranks on you, it gets on your nerves! He gives you the weirdest nicknames ever, randomly tickles you, and even sometimes mocks you!
Half the time you just ignore him and his stupid handsome face, letting him linger around you. Which makes most people wonder if you two are even dating.
But the worse part about it all; is that he always manages to coax you out of your attitude.
Floyd always somehow makes it up to you. Whether it’s giving you gifts, actually complying to you, or even just not bothering you for a few days. But as soon as your mood is up in the clouds, he always makes sure to rain down upon you.
And today was no different.
You two were in a corner booth at mostro lounge, studying. Well at least you are- Floyd is doing whatever crap he thinks is most important. Apparently that important crap is his attempt of distracting you.
“(nameeee)~” he called out to you, as he stretched his abnormally long limbs across the table.
He frowned, poking your arm multiple times to get your attention.
“Hey hey, let’s just ditch and actually do something fun!”
He scoffed, slowly getting irritated by your lack of attention.
“Hey (name), would you still love me if I were a worm?”
At last, the two of you make eye contact. Except with a disdainful expression on your face.
“I wouldn’t love you even if you weren’t one.”
“Whatt! That’s so mean.. how about if I were an eel?”
“Aren’t you one right now-“
“Or what if I turned into seaweed! Would you cherish and love me? Or would you eat me?”
“Okay how about this, me or you’re most favourite thing in the world?”
You look at him with a skeptical look, unsure whether to answer him or not.
“Uhh, my favourite thing.”
He immediately let out an audible gasp, with a “shocked” look on his face.
“Am I not your favourite thing in this world!?”
“You’re calling me a- a thing!” He dramatically exclaimed. You look at him with a deadpanned expression.
“Floyd just stop talking.”
“Whatt~ but don’t you like to hear my voice? Your own boyfriends voice-“
“Nah, you love me too much for that!”
And unfortunately you do.
You love him so much that you always threaten to break up with him at least once a day!
“Come on! Let’s go get some treats by the bakery nearby!”
Floyd looks at you with gleaming eyes and his usual charismatic smile.
You couldn’t help but crack a smile, nodding at his request.
“Hey Jade, are those two still dating or what?”
Azul murmurs over to Jade, who is behind the counters wiping down glass cups.
Azul narrows his eyes even more at the couple in the corner of the empty restaurant. Adjusting his glasses once more with just a finger, turning over to his fellow subordinate while at it.
“How much do you bet they’ll last?”
“Honestly, I’d bet 20 that they’d last a year.”
“Hmm, I guess I’d have to bet that they’d last a year and one day!”
“That’s a day off mine..”
This is the #iHateMyBf final boss
This is based off that one TikTok trend where it shows a character and says: boyfriend of the ____ girl you know.
(I was contemplating whether on doing this with ace or floyd)