Call me Crow He/They 25+ MINORS DNI SFW/NSFW Pokemon Male/GN Reader Insert Blog Yo. Ya boy. Simping hard for men that aren't real. Demon/Robot/Alien Lover I love Guzma, Ingo, and Emmet the most. Fanart is always appreciated! art credit @Cephiius and @gotchibam https://archiveofourown.org/users/YA_BUG_BOY
idk if you're okay with this but may I request age gap romance headcanons with prof oak and rowan with ftm reader (sfw and NSFW headcanons. Obviously the reader is an adult)
Professor Oak and Rowan with FTM AGE GAP ADULT READER
Professor Oak
When it comes to dating the professor with an age gap and you being transgender, a lot of people speculated it would come with its fair share of problems. But to be really honest? Professor Oak just has a really hard time catching up with AAVE and modern slang.
When you felt good in an outfit and he complimented you, you said you were serving cunt, which made him freeze and question if he had said something wrong or if your outfit made you feel bad, which leads to a game of 20 questions on why you said that.
What is bonita? Why do you feel bonita? What does feeling bonita, feel like?
Professor Rowan
With you and the professor, it's hard to outright deny how charmed he is by you. You saw him in first semester of university when he was originally teaching as a profession, him in his esteemed older years and before you came out.
When you two finally started dating, it was through the process of your transition. Rowan found it very fascinating how you changed over the course of your first year on hormones, practically jotting down notes as if you were his test subject. You ask if he's going to put you into a maze looking for cheese next. He quips back with saying that it's easier if there's a reward implemented in the studies. So yes there will be cheese.
NSFW
Oak
Okay so with you being a total horn dog over your professor, needless to say he gets flustered VERY easily.
You can show up in any kind of skimpy outfit of your choosing, regardless of whether or not you're going out with him or just to tease him at home, he'll definitely be reminding you why you're each others.
Out of the two, Oak is definitely very easy to tease. Sometimes he'll remind you of where your place is in a public restroom with a grip on your hair and his cock in your mouth.
Rowan
Rowan is such a gentleman. He's also a really good dom.
He knows exactly what to say, how to treat you, which ropes and positions and toys you prefer, and aftercare that puts other doms to shame.
But the thing about him? His poker face is insane in public. He'll find very subtle ways to tease you without ever giving it away. The silence in the room doesn't stay silent for very long.
hi! i was going through my old dms and i saw that you had messaged me after i had followed you to double check if i was 18. i was not and i apologized and you said it's no problem, you're welcome when you're 18 and you wished me a nice day and honestly, props to you. i am actuallly eighteen now, lol, but massive respect to you.
oh haha thank you!
I'm glad that like, you had a positive experience out of it. I'm thankful.
Reqeuest for unovan male gym leaders NSFW headcanons with male reader
Unovan Male Gym Leaders x Male Reader NSFW headcanons
Burgh
With him being an artist, you came across him as you worked part time as a nude model. Most people would laugh at your job with the notion that it's easy but then they don't take into consideration the length of time you need to hold a pose or how cold it might get with no clothes on.
Burgh definitely got your attention when he out of the entire class, focused on drawing your pelvis. Needless to say that he had an interest and an eye for you at the very start of your encounter.
Everyone's charming little artist very much so happens to love making his own private little porn. He can't help it. He loves every video and photo of you. Can you please help him with his next film?
Clay
Clay is definitely kinder than most doms but that doesn't mean he won't assert his control over you.
If you're in the same town as him, expect him to call you up for a "business meeting."
He'll take you to a nice restaurant before you two go to a hotel and enjoy some much needed company, all expenses paid of course. He'll treat you so sweetly when you're in public, pampering you with the finest luxuries he can afford, before calling you absolutely filthy names in private.
Brycen
Like a lot of stereotypes of ice type trainers, Brycen keeps a very calm and mellow composure in almost every regard and activity.
But people wouldn't know he has the hottest dick under the sun because you're the only one fucking him.
He's a celebrity actor and a gym leader, so naturally he knows all the right ways to make you melt under pressure with his years of experience. His candy sweet words mixed with the resonating heat of the hand print on your red spanked ass is the perfect mix of an icy hot sex temper.
Drayden
Okay. You bagged the hottest grandpa in the Unova region.
Just because he's the oldest doesn't mean by any extent that he has no stamina. Even in his older years, he finds new ways to surprise you with how his libido is.
Out of male Unovan leaders, he's the most romantic. He puts in a lot of thought and care in making sure you feel cared for in his absence due to his line of work. When his focus is on you, all you can think is how good you feel when you're beneath him.
Easily has the best after care as well and pampers to your every whim before and after sex.
This guy? All about toys and devices all on you. He's definitely a commanding top between the two of you.
He's definitely learned a thing or two from Koga when it comes to ropes too so he's definitely the kinky freak that matches your freak.
Ties you up, straps you down, immobilized to be so nice and sweet and submissive as he goes through one toy after the other on you. Surprises you with new toys every now and then. It never gets boring with him because of it.
HIGH libido and HIGH stamina. He's a former soldier, the rounds he actually has with you? You might having quickies throughout the day if you're in the area and he dicks you down in his office at the gym.
BOOTY CALLS.
If you show up wearing a collar, you're just BEGGING for trouble.
Show up in a kinky Team Rocket uniform and a pair of handcuffs gets him so hard when he does a little roleplay with you. Just don't let anyone see that uniform in your closet.
Hi ! new to your blog "is the no girls allowed" its a joke right??
Girls can read yeah but I write for GN/Trans masc/amab readers only. I pretty much never use she/her pronouns for the reader content I write.
When it comes to pokemon x reader content, there's an overwhelming amount of content catered to female readers.
Take this example of Corbeau x reader
There are only a handful of male reader writers out there. I see virtually no more active male reader blogs on tumblr anymore as far as I am aware. I predominantly write gay trans stuff because I'm a gay trans dude. I wanna see a character that I can feel represented by. The only way I was going to get that is if I write it myself.
If you feel disappointed by that, you're welcome to look elsewhere. I cater to my niche audience and to myself.
Alr if you still doing requests can you do fluffy dating headcanons for all of the professors with FTM reader pls
PROFESSOR X FTM READER FLUFF
Professor Oak!
He is Kanto's celebrity grandfather figure at his current age and a general joy to be around. Very sweet and doting towards all pokemons regardless of size or strength and even kinder towards children! Among the professors, he serves as the Mr. Rogers sort of niche celebrity. In his younger years, he served as the tv host for pokemon's education program and in his older years as a professor, he guest stars on a radio show that he can perform at his lab.
Though he can be a bit cynical and stern at times, it's with good intentions as he simply wants to nurture everyone's potential, including yours considering he was the one to help you during your transition. When you were originally his girlfriend in his earlier adult years, he was quite surprised to hear of the future you wanted for yourself. Not angry, just surprised! And then he insisted that he would be in it too. That's when you knew you picked a good man to be your husband. Your transition and his education was quite an expensive price to pay, but despite that; he somehow managed to save a little secret savings that he put towards your wedding ring. You still think fondly of how he proposed, telling the story with a laugh that clearly still embarrasses him with how he nearly fumbled it. But he can't help but to smile, knowing your ring matches his.
Professor Elm!
It goes to say that he's the friendliest of the professors, since his research somewhat depends on it! The science behind Pokemon eggs is still relevant to today and there are even some factors that pokemons need to be nurtured in the same way a mother talks to her pregnant stomach by reading books so the baby is born and imprinted onto her voice. Out of the professors, he makes the very best dad, which is quite the requirement considering he is one!
Before he became a professor, he was a single dad at university, handling school and an infant at the same time. It's not easy to be a father at such a young age. You're not his child's father, but you became his over time. Elm and his child grew up with you, the three of you slowly changing to be the best selves you can achieve and you did! Elm loves you, loves you, loves you! And he still is the only one you know that can burn scrambled eggs. You still love him anyways.
Professor Birch
Out of the professors, he does the most amount of field work...which is great...if he KEPT at least ONE battle ready pokemon with him at all times!!!!
When Birch fell for you, he fell HARD. Boy couldn't keep his mouth shut when he first saw you, with how easily you took down a pack of Houndooms that were after him by targeting the leader and dispatching the rest until they backed away. Boy blurted everything out about how he's a professor and how he was collecting soot samples, yadda yadda, then you shut him up, point out that he got burned, and started treating his wounds. You didn't feel safe with him going back down the volcano mountain on his own, especially as a dust storm was picking up so you took him back home. Needless to say that when he saw you with the binder off for the first time, his jaw dropped too and he stood there doing nothing for too long that you had to tell him to do something or you'd kick him out as a joke. He tells the story with big pride, puffing up his chest of how this BEAUTIFUL and HANDSOME man came to save his dumbass. He's your dumbass. Forever.
Professor Rowan
Out of the earlier mentioned professors, he's the most level headed grandpa that knows the right kind of advice that can help someone. Rowan had always followed a certain kind of philosophy. When most people get into a certain kind of trouble, sometimes their immediate thoughts are, "I can't tell this person!" Well, in his scenario, he wants people to come to him if they are in trouble. He recognizes that not everyone has a guidance figure. If he can serve to be that and help people be in less danger, he will, to the best of his ability.
Despite that, Rowan does feel a certain distance surrounding him, as to who he can truly feel connected to in a raw and innate way. He didn't live a former life of privilege prior to his tenure as a professor, but having you as his researcher helped ease his nerves. You were a bit older than him at the initial point of meeting. You helped Rowan not give his 100% at work when you recognized the signs of burnout happening. Giving him the much needed guidance he needed as a new graduate to perform well. Rowan is typically very rigid and set in his ways of thinking, but he'll always save enough time throughout the day, to make you a cup of tea, remembering fondly through photo albums of how differently you used to look and how he wishes to have met you sooner.
Professor Juniper
Juniper in particular is bright, bubbly, charismatic! She definitely carries the spirit of Unova on her shoulders. It was for this reason that she was chosen to help the region kind of ease back into normalcy after Team Plasma's original plans fell apart. The region was naturally put at unease and some tensions were still left in the minds of people on whether or not they were cruel to their pokemons.
But once she's done playing as that representative for the region's restoration project...she needs nothing more than you to be next to her. You know exactly how to help! You're her partner after all! Juniper feels at her best when she's active so you're her best fitness coach! She remembers how much smaller you used to be before you went on T. Now she likes to take selfies with her face compressed with your bicep to remind everyone that she's taken.
Professor Sycamore
Out of the Professors on this current list? Easily the most romantic. Candle lit dinners? Dancing in the moonlight? Cafe dates and fancy restaurants? Oh honey, do you even need to guess?
You feel very much pampered by this Professor. It's suffice to say that the two of you serve as each other's eye candy. But admittedly, he's still very meek at seeing you do your injections despite how many years you've been together. He's got his little discomforts. But you're his big strong man that can take care of it. His insecurities melt when you make eye contact and he knows everything's gonna be okay.
Ingo,emmet, and Guzma with a shy so who's quite in public.
But at home so is a cuddle bug?
Ingo, Emmet, Guzma x Shy Quiet Cuddlebug Reader Separate HC
Ingo:
Ingo accommodates to your social levels very patiently. He will escort and date you, holding you in the ways you can manage to be held in public, with a burning desire to be more affectionate.
He will never push past a limit or boundary in public. He knows that dating a Subway Boss can be intimidating due to the public pressure but he quite likes the gentle nature of your presence with him. You bring a sense of calmness to him.
In private though, he knows you're much more comfortable. You're much more eager to cuddle sweetly with him and to be more outspoken as well.
He's achingly soft with you, often prompting a movie night where he can feel your presence next to his.
Emmet
He cannot get over how fucking cute you are but admittedly he's never dated someone this shy before.
He feels restricted that he can't bombard you with all the love and affection he has in his heart when you two are in public. Man gets literal zoomies, he wants to kiss you until you're breathless.
So what he does, or attempts to do, is to kiss you when he can in public. On your forehead, on your hand, just somewhere to get the message across that he absolutely adores and loves you.
But he's much more eager to take you home! Let's change out of our work clothes, get naked and cuddle cuddle cuddle~!!!!!!
He's not afraid to say that out loud either so you best take him home before he says anymore than that.
Guzma
Being the gang leader of Team Skull comes with a lot of baggage. You're dating someone who's kinda dangerous to be honest.
But even with that said, you've never dated anyone who treated you this delicately before.
Your shyness does limit Guzma in how he can care for you in public. No showing off your baddie partner like how he could with his past exes since you don't like being in the spotlight.
Guzma gets pretty protective over you, he's never had someone to care for this gently before. Team Skull knows to not mess with you and act like your body guards when the two of you start dating.
You're in the lion's den baby, but you've never felt safer.
Guzma finally lets out a huge breath of relief before pulling you into one of his world famous hugs when you're behind closed doors. You're his, he's yours, you're both safe.
Can we get poly submas x DILF reader who has triplets from a previous marriage? Can you also make the triplets identical I just think that would be funny lol.
Poly Submas x Dilf Reader with Triplets
It's pretty obvious that people know who the twins are by this point. They're battle masters, train conductors, and are considered Unova's most sought after bachelors. You know them well actually, considering that they're your boyfriends.
You're a father of identical triplets, all girls. Every year you all dress up as Professor Utonium and the Powerpuff Girls. You always tell the girls that they can ask for a different themed costume but they insist on dressing up as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
The girls are candy sweet, you love them so much! People often times have their own little nicknames for them. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, or Eenie, Miney, Mo, sort of names.
The girls from oldest to youngest are named: Momoka, Hana, and Akari. The girls are adopted and you all immigrated over to the Unova region after you were able to secure a better job for a life for all four of you.
The girls are a handful at times but you're quite thankful to have the twins as your boyfriends. When you first immigrated, you were showing the girls on how to ride the subways safely. They all attended the same private school. The four of you would ride together in the morning and then the girls would walk over to where you worked at the Nimbasa Library. You'd all get lunch and when you went back to work, the girls would do their homework and play on the computers until it was time to go home.
There was a time though, the girls wanted to go hang out with some classmates. You were obviously very worried about them going on their own so you insisted that they take one of your Pokemons with you. But at some point, the girls got lost in the subway station, at three separate locations, and were crying for your help in the group chat.
You immediately went to look for them, asking for help. You found one of your girls but then when you found Hana and Akari, they were with one of the twins. Hana had found Emmet, and somehow charmed her way into getting him to buy her a lollipop. Akari was with Ingo, the two holding hands together as her other hand held a toy he had given her. You thanked the twins profusely for their assistance.
Since that day forward, the twins became almost an integral part of your life. Somehow the three of you have similar work schedules and train routes. In the morning, you'd see the twins on the same train to Nimbasa from Anville Town. The girls were happy to see the twins, but after learning that Hana got candy, the other two girls often ask when they'd get their share. It was here that you explained to the twins that the girls learned the concept of sharing. On the occasion you don't buy singular treats, you buy them a big candy bar and tell them to share it evenly.
On the train rides back home, the girls are often talking to the twins about their day. Talking about their school subjects and what not. At least until they found out that Ingo and Emmet are among Unova's best trainers and then they get excited and ask many questions, including wanting to see their pokemon.
When you all arrive at the same destination for home, the girls insist that the twins come over for dinner. The twins at first are apprehensive, but the girls insist and beg for you to let them join. Thankfully you have enough food in the fridge to prepare a large meal for them.
What started off as a coincidence, then intentions, easily became domestic. You at first tried to keep your romantic life with the twins a secret from the girls, at least until you gave them an explanation on gay people. When they saw Emmet and Ingo give you a kiss on the cheek, they all screamed in delight.
Birthdays and holidays became bigger with them in your lives. You wouldn't have it any other way.
Can we get the reader rescuing the submas twins who where kidnapped by Team Plasma? And can you have the reader fighting the grunts with just they're bare hands? No Pokemon just throwing hands and absolutely beating the asses of both grunts and Pokemon. ✨Hisui style✨ hope this makes sense! Lol
Submas x Fighter Reader: Reader gets kidnapped by Team Plasma
Though the twins are expert battlers, you're a little more mundane compared to them.
You really only have a few pokemon, but they're your babies. You battle occasionally but you don't intend to be an expert in it. You have your own career that you enjoy, after having worked hard in school to earn certificates and degrees. (One of them so happens to be a perfect shiny joltik. Emmet wishes you'd train it more so he can battle them.)
Though the twins usually gravitate strong trainers when it came to sharing partners, they do like how gentle and serene you are. You have a very nurturing nature towards them and their pokemon, ensuring everyone's good health and emotional support. You provide the twins with a comfort they longed for years, they are definitely making every best effort possible to ensure this relationship lasts forever.
Since you've been with the twins for a while, you got acquainted with their employees on the battle trains as well. Everyone knows who you are, considering you are technically dating two of Unova's most sought after celebrities. The twins naturally have concerns over your safety and try to insist you take one of their reserve team members with you, for the moments you're away from them. Especially when Team Plasma shows its dirty influence again.
You reassure them that you're fine, giving them both a kiss before you board your next train.
But eventually, the twins' biggest fear comes true when they hear through the radio that you're being attacked by Team Plasma.
They swiftly ignore their duties as Subway Bosses, boarding the next train that would take them to the station you were heading. Emmet is rambling about how worried he is, about making Team Plasma pay for this, and constantly asking Ingo if he thinks you're alright. Ingo can't say much, not wanting to give a self fulfilling prophecy.
When the train boards, they run. They run as fast as their legs can take them, only to stand baffled by what they saw next.
They saw you physically fighting pokemon. Your slow and gentle nature wasn't seen at all in this moment, as you relentlessly fight your way to victory.
But when the twins comes to their senses, they throw out their own pokemon to join the battle. Yelling at you to come back over to them. But instead you run up to the Team Plasma members and knock them out, one by one, in a single attack.
Ingo and Emmet catch on to what you're doing and swiftly take down their opponent's pokemon, everyone is subdued and swiftly detained. Bystanders cheer in your victories.
When the enemy is taken away by police, Emmet runs up to you and tackle hugs you. He was just so worried! He almost starts crying about how worried he was, clinging onto your body.
Ingo is next to hug you, but quickly takes you to private office space. He tends to your cuts and bruises there.
They ask you how you learned to fight like that. Prior to moving to Unova, it so turns out that you were a former pro cage fighter. Their jaws drop at this. They don't believe you at first. You literally have to show them pictures of you, of who you were five years ago prior to meeting them.
Ingo and Emmet don't know where to begin with you. First they praise you, then lecture you, and then just... they hold you close. They were so worried. They love you so much.
You stay in that moment, your caring nurturing side of you coming out to comfort them. To ease their worries, you agree to training your pokemon and taking one of their reserve members. This relieves them immensely.
Can we get a TOP reader x BOTTOM Ingo? who just FUCKS ingo HARD and so LONG that he basically becomes the readers cumbump and passes out? Lots of love and after care at the end please 😁 and add a cockring on Ingo 😈 thanks!
Bottom Ingo x M! Top Reader
You're Ingo's partner if that wasn't already obvious. A gorgeous one at that. You are one of Elesa's male models that she has for her runway fashion shows and gym battles. Ingo was absolutely smitten by your dynamic boldness and confidence to strut onto the runway, not minding whatever suggestive clothes you put on. After seeing you once, he practically begged Elesa to make her introduce you to him.
Ingo swears he's never had a sudden attraction to other men so easily but you tease him, saying maybe it was love at first sight. He curls a catty smile at that comment, adding his own remarks that favor you in return.
As your relationship grew, so did your passion and devotion to him. Ingo will always admit how much he loves you at any given word, but you just prefer to hear him say that when he's completely spent and drained of cum.
You were unfortunately very busy in the last recent weeks to see each other, as you had to tour with Elesa to the Kalos region in a partnership with the champion over there. But you told Ingo that you would give him a very special night if he didn't masturbate until you came back.
Ingo needs you. You need him.
Given that you were away for almost two weeks, you thought that Ingo would crack. He's a little deviant pervert as well in the end just as much as you are. But Ingo has been a very good boy.
When you finally return home, you're pleasantly surprised by how clean it is. Ingo does have your apartment key but the rose petals on the ground were simply so. . . divine. He really has been waiting so long for you.
You come into the bedroom to see a bashful Ingo, dressed in that lingerie you liked so much. Just seeing him like this makes you bite your lip in anticipation as you undress.
As you finally kiss him, your tongue meeting his as your naked bodies rut against each other, you find out that he's already prepared himself as he pulls out a butt plug. He whines, looking at you with big needy eyes, "Please, I need you to fuck me," but you ask hungrily if he came without you. To his hesitation, he answers yes so you do the correct thing. You punish your naughty boy toy by slapping a too snug cock ring on him.
But then the fun starts. With his hole already prepared, your dick slides in with ease, feeling his tight body clench sweetly around your cock. You only give Ingo a moment of mercy before you slam your hips into his, focusing only on your own climax rather than his.
Ingo is quick to moan and cry, begging for release but you deny him that pleasure, only seeking yours.
Granted it's been a while for you too, with you fucking him so harshly you reach climax as well. But you don't relent, you don't give mercy, you might as well fuck him until dawn comes because you're not stopping until you're satisfied.
Ingo is just so sensitive, his swollen cock leaking pre all over himself and your body as it desperately pulses, wanting to reach climax. You pin him down by the wrists, biting and sucking on his neck since your last love bites had already faded. Ingo can't help but to make whorish moans as he begs for mercy.
Hearing him call your name, admitting how much of a good boy he is while taking your hot cock all at once is just divine. Your second climax is harder than your first, draining your balls into him.
But you don't stop. You force Ingo to be face down, ass up, assaulting his body as deep as you can go. Ingo is so far gone by this point, words can't come out of his mouth right and his body goes entirely limp. You tell him it's okay to be tired, it's okay to be limp, you'll just keep fucking him until he's so full of cum. Until he can't walk at all the next day.
Your third round lasts the longest, Ingo is a total mess, his speech slurring and his vision dizzy with how badly he needs his release.
So you give him some mercy. You turn his body around, undo the cock ring, and fuck him like the animal you are, breeding your mate. He's so quick to cum but when you don't stop, he can't stop crying. He's a sobbing, moaning mess and you love it.
Then finally, as deep as you can go, you slam your hips against his one. Last. Time.
Ingo for obvious reasons is in a loose state of mind. You make sure to clean him up with a warm wet rag, providing him with some water for all the screaming he had done, and pulling him close to your body. As he gains a bit more clarity, his body is just so fatigued that he can't do anything but rest. So you give him that rest, your naked form comforting his.
"Yo. I have a question," You say as Leon passes you a beer. "Who the fuck bit my lip earlier when we were making out."
The bonfire crew reacts in a few ways, mostly laughing. "Wait, wait-" Leon says with his hand raised, "When we were inside, playing-"
"Yeah, yeah, something about heaven and making out. Who the fuck bit my lip?"
Your group of friends all pause and share glances at each other, sharing smiles and secrets.
You raise two fingers. "Two people kissed me. I dunno who. Is anybody gonna tell me?"
"What are you gonna do when you find out who bit you?" Raihan says coyly.
"I'm gonna ask them to do it again, that shit's hot, who the fuck was that."
Heeey! You write Guzma x male reader?! And i have a request for that!
I was wondering if you can maybe write a meet cute scenario? Well mostly Guz just slowly falling in love with male reader who is a bug type user from a different region? Like he came on vacation to check out the bug types specifically. Reader is a cool adventurer, takes no shit, is a badass and a sweetheart. No nsfw just some fluff of Guz asking Reader out eventually? Or confessing his love before Reader leaves to go back home.
Bonus points if Reader has a Golisopod on his team too!
(I personally have an idea for a regional variant Golisopod that is a Bug/Ice type instead of a Bug/Water, because you guessed it…it’s more cold and meaner. Which means Reader had to wrestle and avoid ice beams from an angry Wimpod, the variant Golisopod is a bit bigger than an average Golisopod, jagged shell, more of a blue color instead of purple, has ice as its claws.) Of course you don’t have to add this part in. Or you can just go ahead and scrap this all together I ramble too much it’s just nice to talk about Pokemon and the men i simp for. 😅
Guzma x Male Bug Trainer Reader
Word got around the island that someone particularly interesting was coming to Alola. Hard to ignore that news when Kukui is repeatedly bombarding Guzma with that information to try and set them up together. The professor finally gets the former gangster's attention when he mentions you're an expert bug trainer and entomologist.
When you finally do arrive, you didn't have the appearance as some dorky lab scientist that Guzma had made up in his mind. You've got a Lara Croft outfit going on, except with a green and brown color aesthetic, equipped with a leather leg bag and utility belt, survival knife, everything a field researcher would need in addition to having a lab coat with the backside of a skeleton embroidered on the back, adorned with monstera leaves loosely draped on your shoulders like a battle jacket. Your grizzly charm with the scars to prove your worth and years of research can't help but to leave an impression on the man, especially given your sunny yet badass personality. That and it's hard to ignore your body.
Guzma was setting up in his head how he was gonna greet you, but you beat him to the punch when you walk right up to him and introduce yourself, saying that you've heard many good things from your professor associate. It makes him kinda fumble his words with how forward you are. The reason why you're here is to obviously catalogue the Alolan bug dex so Guzma takes it upon himself to personally show you around the islands.
Guzma can't recall how many years it's been since he's had this kind of unadulterated, innocent fun with someone. There's no money, booze, drugs, or crimes involved. You easily became someone that he admires and adores, your enthusiasm for bug types is somehow even higher than his.
When it came to battling you, you gave him a rush of adrenaline that hadn't been there since his late teenage years during his Alola trials. He thought his love for battling this intensely was peaked years ago but you manage to bring it back, making him strive ever harder to someday beat you. You had bug types that he's never seen before, making each battle between the two of you a mysterious matchup where he couldn't underestimate you even when the bugs had the same names. When he finally does beat you, the two of you celebrate his victories and he feels a sense of accomplishment, all of his friends looking at Guzma with pride in their eyes.
It had been years since Guzma felt so seen. You came to the islands without knowing of his childhood or his association with Team Skull and Aether Paradise. You immediately respected him as a fellow adult, gave him the friendship with another bug enthusiast he so desperately desired that also gives bug types the respect they also deserve, and just in general is amazing to be around. Despite your short time together, he even felt vulnerable enough to tell you about his rough past, initially hesitating that you might think dirty of him but you just give him the comfort and a friend he really needed. It's been years since he had a heart to heart talk with anyone and you basically did a speedrun that made him feel safe with you unintentionally but that's just because you're that kind of person, who makes other people feel protected, somehow doing all of this in under a week.
Guzma knows that if you leave without telling how he feels about you, he'll regret it more than anything he didn't do. He takes you the flower fields where the Cutieflies like to gather, having done his best to put together a picnic for you. The man isn't the greatest chef but he knows how to put together some bombass sandwiches and buys some convenience store drinks and snacks at least.
While the two of you are enjoying your time together, in a sea of yellow flowers, he watches Cutieflies gather around you, burning that image of you smiling softly at one perched on your fingertips before he tries to confess. He's never been the one to confess first before so it's difficult for him, but you rest your hand on his, smiling at him gently, and you two lock your hands together. Words don't need to be said when you can share a kiss instead.
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Guzma x Masc Reader: Soulmate ideas
The soulmate trope in this context are tattoos. Everyone at a certain point gets one. Sometimes people get theirs early, meeting their beloved in childhood. Kukui was one of those lucky ones, finding his present day wife in the early days of their youth during the island trials.
But soulmates don't determine whether or not the other person is inherently good or if you'll ever really meet. Not that Guzma would ever really even get to know his soulmate considering his tattoo never showed up.
He considers himself really unlucky, considering his abusive father wasn't even his mother's soulmate. He's been disappointed for years. Why expect any good to come out of his life now?
But in the aftermath of what happens in Alola, he initially disbands Team Skull. Hearing how badly those kids were doing after he left made him go back, but this time, trying to set those same kids on the right path.
It definitely helps when the professor of the region and the champion have grown to like Guzma, with all of their nice friends after he showed his vulnerable side, admitting that he was wrong, scared, and needed help. Even at some point, Plumeria went on to forgive him for disbanding Team Skull, being too attached to let go of her siblings in the gang.
But as time progresses, things change. He starts making connections, rebuilding Po Town and taking down its walls. The kids finally have a future to look up to.
The day that Po Town was finally done rebuilding, it stops raining. And in that same instance, Tapu Bulu even graces everyone with its lazy presence, presenting Guzma with a Z crystal rock to show his acknowledgement.
In that same moment, Guzma's soulmate tattoo is finally marked on him. In his circumstance, it was whether or not he was deemed ready for one. Which cues to him trying to look all over Alola, finding you while also learning Kahuna duties, since Nanu felt ready to retire.
He's not giving up. He's finally got reasons to live for after fighting for a better future. You're out there somewhere, he tells himself, as he absentmindedly rubs the tattoo on his wrist with his hand, looking up at the sky and wondering if you're staring at the moon too like he is.
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