“You couldn’t’ve done that sooner?” “I hate you”

Dyna || she/they || unidentifiable fossil || ;)

[sobadbad]

✨️ stretch marks ✨️

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

dude what the fuck

[eurphoa]

nonono you dont understand im ✨obsessed✨

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

Fantasy Outfit Tag Challenge

i wasnt tagged by anyone, and i wont be tagging anyone, but i saw it and i wanted to do it too

Rules: Google your name followed by fantasy gown, fantasy crown, and fantasy weapon and make your fantasy outfit.

My Outfit:

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

woah haha

[brawltogethernow]

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

[alrightsuggestion-blog]

i haven’t really been doing anything but i still need a break from everything

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

i think i just met satan.

i was having a relatively good dream right? ya know, my girlfriend and i were making out and we were going to leave my house to go smoke a joint.

well, that’s where it went wrong. as soon as i unlocked the door, some guy started running up to it, so naturally i relocked it. he just put down a big package, which i assume was for my cats, never got so far as to see it. he pushed his face up to the window and i played dead -yes very mature- he looked at me for a bit, when out of no where this blood curdling screaming started, it sounded like it was coming from behind me, or inside the house. the guy then tried to bust into my house, then looked me dead in the eyes and yelled “is she in here?!”, I shook my head no while he kept trying to get in

i started to get scared and yelled for my mom, no answer, why was my house so loud? i yelled for my brother, no answer. the guy then started singing something, i couldnt tell, and dancing like pennywise but also just jumping? then it morphed into him screaming “gYLLenHAEL” over and over and over, it never stopped, i can hear it in my head still. i went and looked for my brother now, i was terrified.

he was laying behind the couch watching tv, with the volume all the way up, even though i was not 3 feet from him, he couldnt hear me, i screamed at him louder finally to get his attention, then he turned his tv down. i told him about the situation and tried to get his help. he walked with me to the door and the man had morphed into some weird bug man, his face was extremely distorted, he had extra limbs and 14 fingers on each hand, and left the most disturbing handprint on the glass. he was still screaming “gYLLenHAEL”. my brother frowned in disgust, and was about to say something, when i woke up in a cold sweat

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

everyday, i try to think of a post to go viral, and then i remember i have -1 brain cell... so basically i have a crystal ball brain and it reverses uno style

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

oh my god, i just thought of something.... what if instead of calling them tacos... we called them.... Lippos.... cuz they look like lips

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

that shit aint even make no fuckin sense

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

everyday, i try to think of a post to go viral, and then i remember i have -1 brain cell... so basically i have a crystal ball brain and it reverses uno style

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

oh my god, i just thought of something.... what if instead of calling them tacos... we called them.... Lippos.... cuz they look like lips

[ya-lyublu-tebya]

everyday, i try to think of a post to go viral, and then i remember i have -1 brain cell... so basically i have a crystal ball brain and it reverses uno style

[lesbianherstorian]

[virtygo-deactivated20200825]

if you don’t support #blacklivesmatter, unfollow me.

if you think that the riots are too much, unfollow me.

if you don’t think that change needs to happen now, unfollow me.

if you refuse to recognize your privileges, unfollow me.

if you’re not a decent human being, unfollow me.

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

In the Netherlands, abortion is legal. There is however one pro life organization called Stichting Schreeuw Om Leven. But instead of harrassing women who are on their way to the abortion clinic and make them feel miserable, they offer them HELP.

If a woman wants to get an abortion because she is financially unable to give birth to and raise a baby, the organization will pay for everything she needs during the pregnancy and after, until she’s financially stable to raise the baby on her own.

This organization won’t stop women from going to the abortion clinic, but would rather hve a healthy conversation with them. Ask them if they can help her with anything in order for them to keep the baby. They also hand out contraception in the streets for those who can’t afford it.

Women don’t get abortions just because they want to. There are reasons why. This organization doesn’t fight abortion, it fights the reasons why women get abortions. Take notes America.

[thelearnedsoldiertoo]

America doesn’t WANT to take notes. Anti-abortion in America isn’t about actually preventing abortions it’s about controlling women. That’s it. That’s all it is.

[callmearcturus]

What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by.... Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about new, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.

[unabasheddeerking]

Oh my fucking god

[professorsparklepants]

Here's the article online, with video clips. Posted 6/1/2020

[lesbiskammerat]

Anyone else have this like weird anxiety about people questioning your actions? So much so that even when you’re just doing completely innocuous and normal things that nobody would ever ask you about or even take note of, you imagine having to explain and justify why you’re doing it to someone else?

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

Even if I’m doing something small, I CONSTANTLY have to repeat “You’re not doing anything wrong. You’re not doing anything wrong. You’re just making breakfast. You’re not doing anything wrong.” to myself.

It’s the traumatic childhood.

[inferno-sytem]

Walking to the bathroom like what do I say if the FBI interrogates me about this

[3tych]