Platypode's Abode

Just a platypus' corner of the internet.

[teathattast]

[root-deer]

[teathattast]

creds: @labrynth.mp4

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

[sirobvious]

I don’t know what to do.

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

then you arent awake

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this image is used to activate russian sleeper cells living under fake identities in the united states

[pavelow]

OP used batch scripts to embed a .rar folder that contains a list of coordinates in this picture

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

[helila]

this is it

everyone else can go home now

[foulserpent]

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

[plantparenthood]

are you a .. .horse

[yo-its-matt]

[porterr-robinson]

[mononoke-420]

“There’s no lasagnas back here. Somebody’s gonna have to die.”

[gb7zone7]

Source

[silenthill]

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[greatpostsonline-deactivated201]

record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…

haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later. 

there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.

[metalgearsolid2]

me walking to 7/11 to get a slurpee

[liminals-deactivated20181204]

Ha ha that’s  a funny comment but honestly what in the ever living realm of fuck am I looking at?

[snoopingasusualisee]

tumblr user metalgearsolid2 walking to 7/11 to get a slurpee

[shitpostempire]

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Cranberry juice is the shittiest kind of juice that there is I would rather drink 10 liters of nut juice than fucking cranberry juice

[slavery]

Amazon whys my cock so small

[sexwitsockson]

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

[slavery]

Alexa kill this clown