me and my weirdness

if you're here, you probably need to sleep more and spend less time on tumblr

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[amorphousbl0b]

The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Spairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god — either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography — preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.

Some icons are reproduced below:

An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.

A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.

[andreweatspussy111]

when you wake up to your plushie on the floor how long have you been down there D:

[hiyeaj]

A cozy fall walk

[doubleedgedhead]

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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☑️ achaean-polls who should get the armour of achilles

odysseus

ajax the great

Voting ended onMay 22, 2024

#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[teathattast]

[tehnakki]

I can’t believe OSHA reblogged this without pointing out the lack of complete PPE?? Where’s this dudes hardhat, gloves, and eyeprotection???

[osha-official]

@tehnakki​​ I appreciate your concern for this “Rat” (I believe it’s a squirrel), but most PPE is only required when relevant hazards are present.  I see nothing in this image that would necessitate the use of a hardhat, work gloves, or eye protection. You can refer to Standards 29 CFR 1910.133,1910.135, and 1910.138 if you are interested in learning more about hardhat, glove, and eye protection requirements.

Regarding the use of a HI-VIS vest, I refer you to Standard 29 CFR 1926.651(d):

Employees exposed to public vehicular traffic shall be provided with, and shall wear, warning vests or other suitable garments marked with or made of reflectorized or high-visibility material.

and I think we all can agree that the employee pictured above is regularly exposed to just such a hazard.

[notallmensheviks]

i can’t tell if this blog is fake or not

[butchniqabi]

me: please do not fear me, i mean you no harm

bunnies that live in my apartment complex: your intentions are irrelevant, we distrust all for it has meant our continued survival

me: but woe look upon the gifts i have given to thee, it is a sign of my loyalty and admiration for thine kingdom

bunnies: forsooth, thou hast given us these gifts, but our people cannot be so easily bribed by one who wishes to tame us

me: nay! i do not wish to tame thee! only pet the soft fur betwixt thine ears

bunnies: is asking of us to change our nature not taming, sirrah? would you have us display our soft underbellies to the dogs next?

me: tis not my intention-

bunnies: your intentions are irrelevant

me: wait!

bunnies: *disappear into the bushes*

[bunnyheritageposts]

Bunny Heritage Post

[perdvivly]

Onions on the continuum hypothesis?

You know math isn’t real right? It’s just axiom manipulation all the way down.

Burden of proof is with those making an existence claim. Until then CH is true.

Our glorious ZFC; their barbarous “truth”. (Indeterminate)

Just straight up true. I’ve got good vibes about it.

Just straight up false. I’ve got good vibes about its negation.

Gee Viv, I don’t know. You should make a post telling us what to think.

CH was proved false. See: transfinite cardinals in paraconsistent set theory.

A secret 8th thing (say in the notes)

See results

Voting ended onMar 1, 2024

[perdvivly]

Why would you select “A secret 8th thing (say in the notes)” and not say anything in the notes when “see results” was right there? 😭😭😭

[yuumei-art]

Night Wings~

Turning the day into the night, the sun into the moon

Part of my translucent wings series

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[annechen-melo]

The Red Panda #1 (Issue)

They Fight Crime.

[aletheyass]

i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

[valtsv]

i think one of the funniest avenues of inspiration for creating an oc is when you really want a character with a specific name you've become obsessed with so you create a whole entire guy about it

[valtsv]

it's like getting a dog just because you really want someone to wear the nice engraved collar you bought

[valtsv]

sorry i forgot which website i'm on. it's like getting a boyfriend just because you really want someone to wear the nice engraved dog collar you bought.

[squareallworthy]

Suggested Alternatives to the One China Policy

Currently, the policy of the United States on the Taiwan question is that the US recognizes that polities on both sides of the Taiwan Strait hold that there is only one China and that Taiwan is part of China. In the current tense international climate, it may be useful to considers alternatives to that policy.

Two Chinas Policy: The United States recognizes the independence of Taiwan as a sovereign state, separate from the People's Republic of China.

Three Chinas Policy: The US recognizes Taiwan, Hong Kong, and the mainland as independent states.

Four Chinas Policy: The US recognizes Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, and the mainland as independent states.

One China Policy (Retro 1978): The US switches its diplomatic recognition back from the PRC to the ROC.

One China Policy (Retro 1911): The US recognizes the Qing Dynasty as the legitimate government of China and finds some schmuck to play Emperor-in-Exile.

Many Chinas Policy: The US recognizes the sovereign independence of every Chinese province.

Too Many Chinas Policy: Hong Kong makes a perfectly fine city-state, so why not let everyone do that? The US recognizes every Chinese municipality as its own independent state.

1436506450 Chinas Policy: The US recognizes the sovereign independence of every Chinese person.

2^1436506450 Chinas Policy: The US recognizes the sovereign independence of every subset of of the set of all Chinese persons.

2^1436506450-1 Chinas Policy: Same as above, but not including the empty set, because that doesn't even make sense because it's already claimed by Germany.

Infinite Chinas Policy (Countable): The US recognizes that (1) The PRC is a China and (2) for every China c, the successor S(c) is also a China, and (3) for every China c, c != S(c).

Infinite Chinas Policy (Uncountable): The US recognizes that the set C of all Chinas is an ordered field, and that every non-empty subset of C with an upper bound in C has a least upper bound in C.

No Chinas Policy: The United States embraces mereological nihilism and recognizes only atoms and the void.

[evilscientist3]

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

[evilscientist3]

well you see,

the sniler

[inkmo]

drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron

[inkmo]

happy day! the sniler has graced my dash. new year miracle

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[valtsv]

few things make me happier than when a fictional character has some kind of condition that makes it difficult for them to show affection in basic ways we usually take for granted, like holding hands or even touching at all, but instead of trying to change who they are the people that love them find a suitable compromise that works for them both. like in pushing daisies when the guy can't touch his resurrected lover without killing her again, so they kiss through a sheet of clingwrap. it's not perfect, but just the fact that they love each other enough to try to make it work in spite of the obstacles that lie between them makes it all the more meaningful.

[valtsv]

"i can't hold hands because my claws cut anyone who tries -"

"i can't touch anyone without burning/poisoning/killing them -"

[valtsv]

also sometimes they're just perverted sadomasochists and that's great too