IM SORRY BUT SLEEPING WITH SIRENS NIGHTCORE EDITION SPEED X2 IS SO FUNNY TO ME
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IM SORRY BUT SLEEPING WITH SIRENS NIGHTCORE EDITION SPEED X2 IS SO FUNNY TO ME
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fun fact everyone thought my best friend and i were dating a few years ago... now shes dated everyone in the friend group but me 😃
“Why do you even bother shipping in Aot when all the characters keep dying?”
AOT shippers:
## GOTH MiK4SA layouts! 💭
like/reblog if you save or use. please don't repost ^ㅡ^
head empty, just goth mikasa
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
please stop reblogging this
sup crows, im back on tumblr...
also ive been gone for like a year why are you guys still giving me notes nejbjdrjbdjnrjh
six of crows helps the unfocused in school
whenever i can't focus on chemistry, i pretend i'm wylan van eck, thinking of ways i can blow these substances up.
whenever i can't focus on economics i pretend i'm kaz brekker preparing for the auction of kuwai.
whenever i can't focus on biology, i pretend i'm nina zenik about to heartrend the ass out of my enemies.
whenever i can't focus on history, i pretend i'm matthias helvar learning all the war tactics of the past.
whenever i can't focus on maths i pretend i'm jesper fahey calculating the odds in the gambling hall.
and whenever i can't focus on english, i pretend i'm inej ghafa, ready to quote some ancient knowledge.
in short, six of crows saves grades.
~Stolen~
This is a random piece I had to write for school but love it to much not to share. And who knows I might add to it.
Plan
A: “How good of a mood are you in right now?” Person B: “... what did you do?”
I walk into the room slowly to try and silence my footsteps. I shut the door behind me and cringe at the creaks that burst through the silence and give me away. The singing I heard stopped abruptly, indicating she’d heard the door give away my attempt at sneaking through and not disturbing her. However I hear her open her study door and know there’s no point in being silent anymore so I straighten myself and prepare my explanation. She enters the room and I can’t help but give a small smile. She’s in her painting clothes, the oversized hoodie that has been demolished by layers of pain throughout the years. Her leggings suffered the same as her hoodie and her long black hair is put messily in a bun atop her head, with strands of hair falling down her face. She pushes her glasses up as she glares at me.
“Why are you sneaking?” She asked, already knowing I’ve done something. How much do I tell her? The less she knows the safer she’ll be. That way she can stay and paint for as long as she likes. She can stay happy and not in danger.
“I wasn’t?” I ask more than I can say. It’s worth a try, even though there’s no way she’d let me off the hook that easily. She huffs a sigh and gives me the look of I’m not stupid. I walk towards her, angling my bag behind me and give her what I hope is a convincing smile. She doesn’t return it.
“How good of a mood are you in right now?” I ask as I place myself in front of her. Her eyes widened with the implications she was right. That I did do something wrong. Not wrong per say but an action that could lead to danger.
“What did you do now?” She throws her hands up in exasperation. She turns and I follow her into her study. Her unfinished painting hangs on her easel, a skyline of a city at night. I smile at her work, my own problems fading for just a second at the beautiful picture she created. She begins to pack away her paints, waiting for my explanation and knowing she won’t have time today to finish it because she has to deal with the mess I’ve made. I take a minute to recall today’s events, and a way to say them without her going ballistic at me.
“So err... funny story really,” I begin, causing her to look back at me a sigh. It’s one of those stories she must think. I still don’t understand why she puts up with my antics but what I do understand is that I couldn’t live without her at this point. She’s essential in my life, not just because she fixes the messes I make but because he makes everything better in her weird little way. ‘Yeah so I was walking along, minding my business and I see this man stealing from this woman and child. And we can’t have that can we? No. So I basically pushed him off the woman. Which as you can guess made him angry.”
She finishes moving her easel to the back of the room and spins to face me. “Do I need to know the rest or just the name of the man you angered?”
I rub the back of my head. There’s a lot she doesn’t know. A lot that would make her brain hurt trying to figure out why I did what I did. Some pieces even I can’t wrap my head around. “Well, I beat him up.”
“Him being?” She asks impatiently.
“Samuel Grogan.”
“Grogan? Are you serious. Brother to the man who owns the assassin guild? Good job.” She drawls sarcastically at me as she try to figure out what this means for us.
“That’s not all.” I mumble. I really hate this part. The explaining. I know now she doesn’t really hate or judge me. But it’s like I’m talking to my mother and she’s going to ground me. Which she did often. Mainly because I picked fights with the other kids but she never bothered to ask why. At least Zara cares about the why more than the what. I don’t act without a reason. “So the guards saw me beating him and I tried to explain he was robbing this woman, and I turn to point but the woman had ran, the child with her obviously. So they took me down to the station and fined me 200 gold coins. Which I know is what I needed to use to get us food. And I knew that that was our last.”
“What did you steal?” She already knows how I tried to redeem the situation. My attempt to fix it. She doesn’t look angry, which is good. I step towards her to help her pack the paint. The least I could do is help her with her mess. However small it is compared to mine.
“Some silk. Just a small piece and a ring. I figured you could sell them to one of the merchants. Use your charm to get the 200 back.”
“We both know I have the same charm as a tree.” She snorts.
I smile knowing how far from the truth that is. “I guess I must really like tress then.” I say as I take off my bag and hand it to her. After she’s changed she can go out and get us what I lost. Maybe extra.
“I guess so.” She tells me through her laughs as she leaves the room. Now we have to figure out how to deal with Samuel because he decides he doesn't like me beating him up so easily or mixing with his business. So long as they don’t send assassins Zara and I we should be fine. Maybe they’ll fine us like the guards do, but I don’t think that’s their style. Maybe we’ll be fine. I hope for Zara’s sake they focus on me and not her.
She enters the kitchen a few minutes later, cleans from all the pain. Her hair now hangs loose down her back and her rags are replaced with a summer dress. She set my bag down on the counter and assessed the ring and silk. “Are you mad?”
She looks up from her exception and considers my question. “Slightly, I mean I understand your actions but that doesn’t exactly stop the brothers leader being mad at us.”
Us. She uses the word us so freely like it was her who told me to help the woman. Like she was with me instead of her painting her worries away and singing freely as I potentially ruin our lives.
“I’m sorry.” I say placing a glass of water down as a small attempt to show that I am.
“I know. It’s fine. We’ll figure it all out like we always do. We’re a team remember. Don’t give me that look. I know you want me safe but that doesn’t mean I can’t help with the dangerous stuff. I’m trained, you're trained. So long as we don’t anger them anymore than we have to try to negotiate peace we’ll be fine.” She explains as she sets the ring and silk back in the bag. “This will get us at least 250.”
“With your charm 300.”I point out and she laughs loudly. I smile back at the woman I love. I move round the counter and kiss the top of her head. “Thank you.”
“Anytime, tree man.”
I sigh into her hair, “why am I with you?” I ask even as my heart bursts with joy.
“M tree-ish charm. We’ve literally just covered this. Keep up.” I move as she stands up, shoving the bag over her shoulder and giving me a kiss before she leaves to get us food.
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THIS IS SO AMAZING, READ IT YOU FOOLS! (and yes you should make a part 2, @shadowstar2313)
the crows playing truth or dare
Nina: kaz, truth or dare
Kaz: truth
Nina: how do you really feel about inej
Kaz: dare
Nina: i dare you to tell us how you really feel about inej
Kaz: checkmate
Nina:
Kaz: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ODDS CHANGE THE GAME
Nina: *facepalm*
Kaz: matthias, truth or dare
Matthias: truth
Kaz: how many innocent people have you killed?
Matthias: what kind of-
Jesper: answer the question
Matthias: *grumbles something
Kaz: I didn't hear you
Matthias: ... 16
Nina: heh that's not bad compared to Kaz
Inej: OK NEXT PERSON'S TURN
Matthias: wylan, truth or dare
Wylan: dare
Matthias: umm
Nina: he dares you to call jesper daddy for the rest of the game
Matthias: wHAT NO
Matthias: i dare you to make waffles
Wylan: umm ok
*after the waffles are made and devoured*
Wylan: inej, truth or dare
Inej: truth
Wylan: *unprepared* what's the tallest building you've ever jumped of off...?
Inej: well... *long story*
Inej: jesper, truth or dare
Jesper: finally
Jesper: dare
Inej: i dare you to let wylan have your revolvers for a day
Jesper: 'tis the rule of the game *solemnly hands over the guns*
Wylan: *takes them nervously*
Jesper: nO I WANT THEM BACK NOW
do you ever just looking through gay memes on instagram and see someone you follow liked the post and think 'oh, you're one of us now...'
It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.
wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em
“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”
“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”
“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”
“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”
Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”
They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen
This is my cup of tea.
I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.
all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.
do not reblog this unless you mean it. I have dealt with so much anti-semitism in my life and the number of times I get it from “open-minded liberals” is disturbing. Remember this summer when the Dyke Marches banned people for having a rainbow flag with a Star of David on it? I was accused of playing my “Jew card” too much when I tried to get my shitty goy roommate to stop making Auschwitz jokes.
Being anti-nazi does not equal support for the Jewish community. Do not claim you support Jews just because you recognize that Nazis are terrible. Surprise, we actually have more to us than the Holocaust!
If you DO support the Jewish community, reblog the crap out of this so people can feel safe!
acotar gang on social media:
feyre: posts all her art on insta. tried tiktok but her work was too good for that.
elain: snap score is like 500,000,000. honestly don't know how she has the strength to answer all those snaps.
amren: one of those kids on tumblr with questionable morals.
cassian: definately is tiktok famous.
nesta: completely denies it but is a total fangirl and has a fan account for her favourite book characters on tumblr.
mor: insta model, with secret feminist page.
rhysand: total redditor. just trust me on this one.
azriel: um, it's called 'social' media, not 'hang out with the shadows' media, so it's not his thing. just kidding, who on this app is social. total depressed tumblr kid
lucien: he has wattpad energy. fight me.
tamlin: definitely owns a 'meninist' insta account.
i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true
i don't get anon hate simply because i don't have followers to hate me.
the 3 types of fans in the SJM fandom
(this is meant in a loving way, u guys are the best!) [KoA spoilers]
The fourth type is the girl who gave up on SJM writing these and just writes trashy fanfic on Wattpad now
never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me
Plz tell me all the things you know about Harry Potter
-the weasels have red hair and adopted a kid who had Not Red Hair and his movie eyes don’t match his movie mom’s eyes like they’re supposed to
-there’s a dude named snape and he’s a prick
-there’s a magic map at some point
-there’s a goblet of fire with harry’s name in it that beardy is yelling about and no one’s happy about it
-he knows one spell and it’s compelling someone else to yeet their wand
-some dude named draco that seems to have a frenemy bromance situation happening with harry? idk he’s Blond
-there’s a teacher that turns into a cat sometimes
-there’s four houses and they break down into the good guys, the bad guys, the smart guys, and everyone else
-also what i’ve seen of harry’s not-dead family reminds me of matildas family
-some children drive a sky car at some point
-sky soccer also happens
-this universe’s version of skymall is Normal Human Things but just A Little Up The Y Axis
-i’ve seen some gifs of a musical version and if that counts then hermit one can’t draw
That’s it that Harry Potter
Pretty much