Uglytrashcanbill

Hey hey 21y/o girl just living her life.

[foxes-in-love]

[yagurliz]

Iron flame’s ending may or may not have just wrecked my will to live. And now i have to wait til January for onyx storm to drop and after that 2 more books. And idk how to go on knowing that book ending just stole my soul

[nobledragonflying]

happy stab a roman senator day

[atlaskrr]

we've done it again folks

[victoria-pedretti]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[yagurliz]

Fuck his dad.

[crazy-brazilian]

[firefox-official]

*smirking behind clown nose because every ask I’ve sent has been answered*

*smirking behind gun because i am holding a gun*

[yagurliz]

Okay firefox, can we have some artwork to go with this response, cause it would make a great drawing for you.

[ad-wills]

[animentality]

anyone else have a mom who comes by unannounced, "cleans" one of your rooms, and manages to vanish away several important items?

mine apparently, in her quest to force my office area to be "orderly," managed to vanish away one of my charging cables, and now i have to get on my hands and knees and draw seals and sigils into the carpet to try and summon it back from whatever realm she sent it to.

[penicillium-pusher]

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

[infinitysgrace]

alright, this is just too sweet not to reblog

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

A+ Pun-Acceptable Parenting

[staff]

we fucked up

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[firefox-official]

can I boop your firey nose or will it burn me

my nose wont burn you but i am holding a live grenade. So id be careful

[firefox-official]

felt passionate about this one

[halfwitdoesstuff]

This image should be the first drop on your merch line. Slap it on a crappy T-shirt and call it a day

[yagurliz]

Yo pierced people of tumblr i need a pros cons list of getting my smiley, so far nothing has shaken me but my sister wants me to do research but i’d rather just ask

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ