and i am never going back again

My name is James and you can call me James (he/his). The Real Life Yamato Ishida

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[locowolf-deactivated20250811]

compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[segamascott]

dude i recently got a fulltime job and how the fuck do you post so much and so well while being employed. how is is this possible

i'm a horrible employee 🔥

[perfectday1972]

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[coronabeth]

… anyway MY korra #mykorra lived a long happy prosperous life and nothing bad ever happened to her or the people she cares about again and she’s remembered far and wide for her perseverance and compassion

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Voting ended onJul 26

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[anonymous-lightbulb]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[rotvn]

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[ilovedowners]

if I ever start sharing my real feelings. shoot me before I finish

[beemovieerotica]

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

[natalieironside]

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

[sawkinator]

can we send him to the glue factory instead