[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

[yami-chunn]

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

[yami-chunn]

Me and this bird are having a territory dispute. He keeps flying into the window trying to step up but all I'm doing is changing clothes

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[laysiaprincess]

“The staff count as people” has me dead

[yami-chunn]

I work at McDonald's, we open drive-thru @ 6 on weekends and open the lobby @ 6:30. So I'm handing out orders in the window @ 6:15-6:20ish and I turn away from the window to go grab the next bag then turn back around to see moldy mcolderson aka egg biscuit extra egg poking his fucking head thru the window screaming at me to open the door for him. This man came from the darkness out of nowhere. No one could tell me where he walked from or how long he'd been out there. I still have nightmares to this day.

[moved-to-chiuwi]

When u look relaxed all the time bc ur dead inside

[achievementmicoo]

Anyone else incredibly excited?

[yami-chunn]

Why is this chair sitting in my yard???? It wasn't there yesterday???? It's 4 in the morning? ?? Why would someone do this???

[jackbaettillo-deactivated201805]

reblog for the relatable way ryan blandly says “missed” every time he wiffs a shot in a video game

[yami-chunn]

me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand?

pet: :/

[anemicshoe]

*aggressively thinks about storyboarding an animation to a certain song*

*Never does it*

[sekaistudies]

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

[gaywood]

ryan and gavin: propose to each other at the same time

me:

[loggednightmares]

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

[09-30-19]

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

[cruzfucker]

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

[achievementmicoo]

Anyone calling Ryan Rye-bread makes my heart happy