life pro tip: get your shit together to the point where you’d actually want to date yourself, then work on finding a relationship
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life pro tip: get your shit together to the point where you’d actually want to date yourself, then work on finding a relationship
It’s as if they know they’ve reached that save number phase
Truuuu
If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.
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when someone is physically attractive but boring as hell
let me just make one thing clear
i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever
Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them
they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)
Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here
You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.
I am the American healthcare system
THIS IS THE WEIGHTLOSS TURTLE REBLOG TO LOSE WEIGHT FASTER
🌿🐢…🐢…🐢…🐢
This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY
I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom
this is so fcked up but i have to
Why you do me dirty
I personally don’t like my mom all that much (she did scream at me instead of showing sympathy) but I’m terrified of anyone dying by my hand so fuck it
MAMMY NO
I don’t like this kind of post but I ain’t risking it.
I hate chain posts buT IM NOT RISKING IT
Not my momma
I luv my muva
Why the fuck do people do this sorry to all my followers but I don’t fuck with my mamas life
I don’t have my mum anymore but I hope she’s doing well up there🌸
Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.
Give more boys flowers. 🌹🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺💐
crush stereotypes now
we love flowers. give us flowers.