[tchaikovskyyy-deactivated201408]

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

[live-love-laurens]

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

[brandybottle-fox]

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

[zadca]

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

[aalbons]

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

[backwards-into-hell]

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

[jinglewubwubwubwub]

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

[kabukiaku]

ladyhistory

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

This is a thing of beauty.

[usnavis-hat-deactivated20170702]

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

[the-meme-monarch]

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

[savingfireflies]

@anon FOUND IT

[weeping-lion]

@sonofhistory

[bismexualhamsexual-blog]

Oh my god yes😂😂😂

[marscakes]

I’m crying at this point 😂😂

[realgigihours]

“This is my worst birthday ever!”

“Why, cause we’re stuck in a school where the only way to get out is to kill someone without getting caught?”

“No, cause it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WE’RE STUCK IN A SCHOOL WHERE THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT IS TO KILL SOMEONE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT!”

[kissedbythevoid]

by jenguidi http://ift.tt/212UPMm

[bekkathyst]

BEKKATHYST WINTER 2018 GIVEAWAY

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Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. Last year ended great, so I thought we should start this year great! So I’m giving you the chance to win this large collection of items.

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

$50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.

amethyst & calcite cluster 

labradorite palm stone

tumbled quartz 

fluorite bunny

rainbow moonstone necklace (handmade by me!) 

other tumbled stones

selenite wand

quartz wand 

obsidian sphere 

lapis lazuli sphere

labradorite heart 

selenite tower 

tiger’s eye cow carving 

giant druzy heart

amethyst hedgehog 

rainbow moonstone nuggets

chunks of labradorite 

This has a retail value of $215 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)

You don’t have to live in the US to join!

You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.

Please check out my shop and if you’re interested, you can sign up for my email newsletter here. (Totally not necessary or required, it’s just an option!)

DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.

Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.

Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per day. Last time I had angry people messaging me because people were spamming it a bunch :s 

Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

The giveaway ends Wednesday, February 28th at 6 pm Pacific time.

The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

[z01dberg]

stop using your mental health issues as an excuse for being a horrible friend

[ichorandpride]

theres a difference between not being able to actively communicate with ur friends because youre too depressed or executive dysfunction is hell, or accidentally lashing out and profusely apologizing and ACTIVELY WORKING to minimize it in the future…

theres a difference between all of that and just blaming your really gross behaviors on something and going “cant change it. its just who i am. sry i hurt u but its gonna happen again bc i chant change smh why cant u accept me smhhh”

[madomamii]

By ウチこし

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[queerjames]

[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”

[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”

[bekkathyst]

BEKKATHYST WINTER 2018 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. Last year ended great, so I thought we should start this year great! So I’m giving you the chance to win this large collection of items.

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

$50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.

amethyst & calcite cluster 

labradorite palm stone

tumbled quartz 

fluorite bunny

rainbow moonstone necklace (handmade by me!) 

other tumbled stones

selenite wand

quartz wand 

obsidian sphere 

lapis lazuli sphere

labradorite heart 

selenite tower 

tiger’s eye cow carving 

giant druzy heart

amethyst hedgehog 

rainbow moonstone nuggets

chunks of labradorite 

This has a retail value of $215 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)

You don’t have to live in the US to join!

You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.

Please check out my shop and if you’re interested, you can sign up for my email newsletter here. (Totally not necessary or required, it’s just an option!)

DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.

Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.

Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per day. Last time I had angry people messaging me because people were spamming it a bunch :s 

Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

The giveaway ends Wednesday, February 28th at 6 pm Pacific time.

The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

[summersrage]

I’m just going to wing it.

Every Star Wars character about something they most definitely should not wing. (via summersrage)

[grayhunt1-deactivated20200528]

i can’t believe the x men franchise is basically a #discourse war between two popular sjw bloggers that got wildly out of hand

[homoidioticus]

Professor “uwu” Xavier and “Down with Cis” Lensherr

[orangetavi]

“I was always a crybaby, wasn’t I?”

[sepulchritude]

there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.

your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.

your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.

[led-sbian]

Yes! Just make something to look forward to

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Okay but this is honestly true.

One of the closest times I came to committing suicide was when I was home alone for the weekend a few years ago. The reason I didn’t?

No one else was there to feed the cat until Monday. 

That’s it. That’s all that saved me. 

[the44thpilot]

See, this is such good advice, because it can put you in the frame of mind that you need to be in to combat depression. Even things that seem little, like, “My plant will die if I don’t water it,” or “I’m the only one that takes out the trash, anyways” are examples of how you’re needed and valuable, even appreciated.

There are people out there that need you and love you. Stay alive friend, because it is so worth it.

[thecatranimal]

Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip

[charlesoberonn]

is there proof that the creators of gravity falls watch homestuck? because i am 100% gravity falls/homestuck trash and id be over the moon if that were true

Here’s the place where Dipper interferes with the unhealthy relationship between Mabel and Gideon

[charlesoberonn]

Scourge Sisters in Giffany’s background (or at least Terezi)

[charlesoberonn]

[yaminomoony]

My internet conection is ridiculous. It's been two weeks of randomly working for a while and then not working for hours or even days. 

):

I wanted to do trades. And a new giveaway for Valentine's day. 

Wi-fi, why do you hate me so much

[mienshaoko]

Perfectworld doodle dump~