weeaboobies

☆ kotori ☆ hi, im gay anime trash and i post nsfw

[himeko-world]

[pleatedjeans]

[weavemama]

[thursdaysshepard-deactivated202]

i feel that if hozier comes out with another album it wont be available in stores or on itunes, youll have to go into the woods and barter with an emaciated fox before digging the cd up from the earth

[sourcherrrysnow]

december 24

you: christmas eve

me, an intellectual: snowbaz day

[dailysailormoon]

moon crisis, make up!

[iansimpson]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

[blightspider]

Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story

[pettycentral]

[bajn]

???they’re using imessage

[generic-unnoticeable-person-here]

Im her

[writing-prompt-s]

A child is kidnapped. Outraged, the monsters that live under their bed and in their closet vow to find them.

[thebootydiaries]

[bisexualgambit]

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

[bisexualgambit]

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

[lowkey-god-of-puns]

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

[bisexualgambit]

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

[christopher-bryant]

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

[comingtotermssapphics]

FUCKING YES

[elusivemulatto]

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[ewaneneollav]

[petbud]

[classicmeevs]

[onionringz64]

[trueshredguitar]