taraxacum officinale

Lia they/them Genderqueer Bi 🥐

[yarnboo01]

A drag path, but it's the evolution of ny playlists since 2014, and the way the music starts getting happier and more hopeful.

A drag path but it's the self-deprecating words written by an eighth grader who thought their existance was annoying, to the painful memories written by a senior, to the happy middles written by 24 year old

A drag path but it's the healing scars

A drag path

But in another life, I would have grown up happy

[yarnboo01]

When my power bleeps my LED lights turn on.

FUCKING LIGHT OF GOD AT 4 AM BITCH I WANTED TO SLEEP THROUGH THIS STORM

[yarnboo01]

Writing smut is objectively the least serious activity I could do with my time. What do you mean my poor DND characters are fumbling their way around the act of sex? Why am I cackling at why my poor boy is confused why a hot ass person is kissing him after being the *perfect* man for this other person? I'm just sitting here eating ice cream and writing about my horny ass lesbian pirate simping over her badass winged girlfriend while listening to AJR.

[kaitvasnormandy]

These wretched little beasts have no manners (& I love them)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[yarnboo01]

Me talking to people for the first time:

Hey wanna know a fish fact?????

Them: uhhh okay I guess

[yarnboo01]

12 hours after discharge from getting my tonsils out:

It's only been 12 hours?

It hurts to swallow (duh) but in the kinda way when you get the flu, so not bad rn (I'm due for another dose of pain meds in the next hour or so. But I'm so sleepy)

Cold AF

My water *tastes* but that's just the autism lol. Miso soup has been my best hydration, along with shaved ice.

I will finish watching the 90's moomins at the rate. Then I gotta figure out where they keep the Finnish dub of it for free XD

[yarnboo01]

Ignoring like ya know the pain and actually needing it and whatnot but one of the worst parts of getting surgery is having to take off my friendship bracelet, like I feel like I am committing a betrayal

@amberhippocampus it was the first of my jewelry to go back on. My wrist feels wrong without it < 3

[valsplaceactually]

I hate the annoying ass pattern modes on vibrators I'm trying to fuck not funk

[bayleavesfromthevine]

some things cannot be unseen

[h4nifah]

I get road rage as a pedestrian

[yarnboo01]

Hey so, ya know when you pass out from taking too many hits in ZA?

What if your pokemon are the ones taking you to the pokecenter, and what if they take you there because they know that's where you take them for healing 🥹

[romanceyourdemons]

funniest moment in moby dick is when they meet another captain who lost a limb to the white whale and ahab goes like “and dost thy blood not boil, aye, and the very marrow of thy bones too, to know that the wretched creature and very devil of the sea that harmed us both still draws breath??” and the ship captain is like no i’m fine, it wasn’t the whale’s fault or anything. i mean imagine actually holding a grudge against a fish lmao that’s actually the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and ahab goes you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about. and stamps his foot so hard he breaks his ivory leg

[shima-draws]

I love that even Kangaskhan’s baby in alpha form has the glowing red demon eyes

Murdering trainers with mama <3

[yarnboo01]

Alrighty motherfuckers let's play some yarn chicken

[theminecraftbee]

been playing z-a a lot and gotta say my favorite thing is how actively disgruntled so many people are by the state of lumoise. battle zones are initially portrayed as a somewhat frightening inconvenience. there are so many npcs complaining about pokemon, let alone the actual wild zones. pokemon game where you’ll find npcs expressing annoyance because personally they aren’t huge fans of pokemon and people just assume they have to be. game where you’ll find an npc complaining they got caught in a shopping mall when a battle zone showed up and now they’ve gotta deal with that shit. game where the professor complains that the government isn’t doing this whole wild zone thing with any kind of scientific rigor and also she has no time or funding. honestly it’s 10/10 for feeling true to life. yeah sure the world of pokemon is cool. tell me about all of its annoying inconveniences tho,

[yarnboo01]

The one NPC who was like "Scraping by as a Pokémon trainer is hard work"

No shit! Thank you for mentioning that people have BILLS to pay! Mouths to feed! Imagine if we had to pay all of the expenses a trainer actually did! Imagine how much an Onix eats! Or an Avalugg!!!! Imagine having to take your ICEBERG for a walk??????

[evelynnocto]

Do you need to feed every Pokemon stored in the box? What's it like in the storage box? Is time frozen for them? Finally gonna ask the age old question of WHAT THE HELL IS IT LIKE TO BE IN A POKEBALL

[yarnboo01]

Oh god, I'd be broke broke... considering at least how much my dogs eat now.... i have every haircut of furfrou t-t not to mention the other FIVE FULL BOXES I HAVE.

I hope my pokemon don't get sore necks being in the boxes I have. IF TIME FREEZES DO THEY GET CONFUSED ABOUT AGING AND SEE THEIR BEST BUDDIES ONE DAY YOUNG AND THE NEXT ELDERLY?

[l-egionaire]

I think we can all agree: These two NEED to have met while Leon was in Kalos.

[skipppppy]

game freak has the chance to do something really fucking funny