I am Many, I contain Multitudes

Dandelion (they/them)

[sosuperawesome]

Crochet Fruit // Beary Gerry

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Crochet Flower Patterns // Tanitka Lace

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Crochet Breakfast Pillows // Theresa Uyen

[mycrochetromance]

Mushroom Fairy Donalda The series is complete! I love how the annulus looks like a skirt, I didn't expect this one to be so cute.

[Pattern]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[lizardsister]

[sosuperawesome]

Bark Backpack Pattern // Whymsi Row

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

“Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street.”

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Enrique Molina (via withoutadjectives)

While I was sleeping, this went viral.

(via enriquemolina)

this answer on yahoo from a retired officer will add on some further insight to this

(via thepiefairy)

[glorianas]

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

bro, a lot of men NEED to go to therapy not just for their own sake but for the sake of every person they have power over in their lives

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

if you are a grown ass adult man and you refuse to handle your personal issues that directly negatively impact the people around in varying degrees of harm, even leading up to abuse, that’s YOUR responsibility to fix. no one is saying abusive men dont have ‘reasons’ to be the way they are, but that doesnt change the fact that no one who isnt them can fix their shit

[cursedpetpics]

He a festive boy

[princesstigerbelle]

Not cursed. This is blessed you fool.

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[homunculus-argument]

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

[lilacbreastedroller]

i dont think we talk enough about how the senate as a whole concept is steaming hot garbage

[lilacbreastedroller]

james madison literally said the senate exists to protect the opulent lol

[lilacbreastedroller]

just. in what universe should wyoming get the same amt of representation as new york. the founding fathers didnt even know what a million was. that number wasnt out yet

[leander-ligo]

I changed my Grindr profile pic to a selfie I took with my brother’s bearded dragon and it led to possibly the best conversation I’ve ever had on Grindr

[jewishpangolin]

This is the purest thing

[luisonte]

[coldtofire]

This is my new absolute favorite.

[candiikismet]

I had so much fun watching this

[ranty9000]

Since this fails to cite the original videos, these are taken from various volumes from the “action movie kid” YouTube channel

There’s several more on the channel as well, please check them out!

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults

[stability]