Yatsuhashisms

I came to support my team.

[yatsuhashisms]

Sun: Yats, how much does your sword weigh? It looks like it weighs, like, fifty pounds

Yatsuhashi: It is much lighter than that. I believe it weighs twenty-two pounds. Coco's purse is heavier, about eighty pounds, for comparison.

Sun: Dang, how do you do so much damage with it then?

Yatsuhashi: It takes much less for a blade to cut than a blunt object to crush. I wield my blade as an extension of myself and strike with precision.

Sun: You and Neptune would get along well... maybe.

Yatsuhashi: I will take that compliment with a grain of salt.

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Yatsuhashi: I recently witnessed a fight between two men that were like mountains. Their strikes shook the ground and the loser was brought down by water and electricity, like a mighty storm.

Coco: So you saw Deadpool 2?

Yatsuhashi: Yes, and it was greatly entertaining.

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Yatsuhashi: I have woken from my slumber. What have I missed?

Coco: Dunno. Heard there were crazy things happening in Haven and over in Menagerie, but we stayed outta that.

Fox: Arc and Lie were almost kidnapped but escaped because Arc annoyed the kidnapper enough that they threw the two out of their car.

Yatsuhashi: That is the most I have heard you speak, Fox.

Fox: I had to fill in conversations for you as well. It is good to have you back.

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Coco:Has anyone seen Yats? I've been looking for him all day.

Velvet:He said he was going into hibernation for this winter.

Coco:Bun, I hate to break it to you, but he's not a bear Faunus. He doesn't hibernate.

Velvet:No, he told Fox and I that he was gonna sleep until Spring. He even put this shield thing over his bed.

Coco:Let me see this then. *Walks into room and sees cover over Yatsuhashi's bed* He really did it?

Yatsuhashi:Yes, now let me sleep. I need this.

[yatsuhashisms]

Yatsuhashi: *Walks by Sun sitting against a heater, even though it is currently 90 degrees Fahrenheit* Sun, you're going to get heatstroke if you keep this up.

Sun: No way man, it's freakin' freezing still. How do you guys put up with this weather.

Yatsuhashi: We wear normal clothes...normally. We also drink fluids regularly.

Sun: *Buttons up the top half of his shirt* Sure, I'll take your word for it. *Proceeds to climb on top of heater and turns it even higher*

Yatsuhashi: I'll go get your team.

[yang-isms]

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[penny-isms]

Please, everyone, do what ever you can to help her. She is one of the greatest people I’ve ever met. Please.

[yatsuhashisms]

Sun: Hey, Yatsu, why don't you talk much dude? Cat got your tongue? Or just don't feel like talking.

Yatsuhashi: I let my actions speak for me whenever they can. I find it unnecessary to speak as much as most people do.

Sun: Ah, cool dude. And here I thought it was actually because your voice sometimes goes up like, twenty octaves.

Yatsuhashi: *In Head* Oh no, he has stepped onto my terrible secret. I must get Fox to take care of this as soon as possible.

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Yatsuhashi: Most people assume that we stop people from negatively interacting with Velvet for her sake.

Yatsuhashi: This is incorrect, as we are saving them from her.

Yatsuhashi: The last time it happened while I was around, I picked the one in front of her up by his shoulders and placed him to the side.

Yatsuhashi: I then picked her up and placed her in the crook of my arm, bringing her back to our room to de-stress.

Yatsuhashi: We enjoy spoiling her, no matter what.

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Coco: Yatsu, stop drinking your tea and help us with this!

Yatsuhashi: It's not tea.

Coco: Then stop drinking your hot water!

Yatsuhashi: I am drinking coffee.

Coco: *Drops her end of the box she and fox are carrying* Holy crap! Guys, Yatsu is drinking coffee!

Yatsuhashi: Yes, I made it with dark coffee beans and dark chocolate powder I made by grinding up a chocolate bar.

Coco: Why did I never think of that, it's like hot chocolate coffee with less work than making the two of them on their own. Yatsu you genius!

Yatsuhashi: I only did it because I have to deal with the first years later today, and you know how they've gotten lately.

Whole team: *Shudders in thoughts of the first years*

[pyrrhaisms]

Please reblog this if you are part of the -isms crew!

I’m going to make a page for links to you guys.

[yatsuhashisms]

Fact

Yatsuhashi: He’s going to college right now. For culinary arts.

Yatsuhashi: For those of you that don’t know what that is, it’s food.

Yatsuhashi: He likes food.

[myaskboxmemes]

Send me "FACT" for one random fact about the mun as told by the muse.

[plutospromise17]

THIS IS CALLED THE BLUE WHALE GAME AND PLEASE DO NOT PLAY. SPREAD THIS TO WHOEVER YOU CAN!

[gaypansies]

i rarely comment on posts but don’t read the last picture if you are triggered by self-harm!! this entire post is triggering as fuck!!!

[firebluevixen]

((This is so fucked up. This is beyond fucked up. Who the literal Hell would do this to people? Guys, please stay safe. I am so sorry if this triggers any of you. But please, stay safe. Please.))

[seann-aon-son-of-the-celts]

This disgusts me.

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[1aunchpad-mcquack]

Get the fuck out, thanks.

[grandmaholden-deactivated201862]

Please and thank you.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

If you excuse pedophilia(sexual interest/relationships/interactions between from adults to minors) all because some country in the world has a Consent Age of 12 and therefore it’s legal for kids to consent, unfollow me.

Just because a 12 year old can consent to sex, doesn’t mean it’s legal for the sex to happen between minors and adults. Some people are fucking creepy and too stupid to realize that Age of Consent doesn’t stop them from being a pedo. And doing sexual things to a minor - despite young Ages of Consent all over the world - makes you a rapist in many countries.

[goodwitch-isms]

URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT

I don’t know why I have to say this, but I have a feeling if I don’t it’ll happen again and I really want to avoid that. Ships involving an adult and a minor, or just posts in general with stuff like that, will make many people—myself included—very uncomfortable. Please refrain from posts, comments and asks like that if you’re talking to me. I will ignore them or delete them. If you continue, I will block you. I don’t want to have to do that, but tonight I almost did.

In addition, if your posts make any of my friends—namely most of the -isms and many of the people who interact with them—feel harassed, I will immediately say something to you that I may regret. Don’t make me go that far. If anyone feels harassed by a post, block the person. Come to me if needed; I will gladly deal with the harasser.

In an environment like this, where all we want is to share our love for RWBY and have some fun, harassment will not be accepted. It’s never accepted anyway! If something makes you feel uncomfortable, block the person and talk to someone who can deal with them, if you aren’t able to deal with them yourself.

I don’t want a repeat of what happened tonight.

-Glynda-isms/Ilia-isms.

[yatsuhashisms]

Coco: Hey, Yatsu. I have a question for ya right quick.

Yatsuhashi: Yes, Coco, what is it?

Coco: What kind of Dere are you?

Yatsuhashi: ...

Coco: Are you a Dandere? Or a Kuudere?

Yatsuhashi: Coco, no.

Coco: Coco YES!

[yatsuhashisms]

Hey Yatsuhashi, what's your favourite past time?

Yatsuhashi: Meditation. To find my inner peace and contemplate my life in silence. To feel the flow of life around me.

Yatsuhashi: This only happens a few times because my team is rather... loud.