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starwarsgenerator

help my wife fight the empire

starwarsgenerator

#han trying to get smugglers to sign on with the new republic in heir to the empire (via @jedidragonwarriorqueen)

kassy-djomunson

I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

#lmfao

bepeu-deactivated20171202

you know what they say …… ‘lol’

daintyitgirl

makeup by donni davi on hunter schafer for euphoria 🧚🔮

kassy-djomunson

weedcellar

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

kimbras-deactivated20150415

hoebutmadefashion

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

#Kylo ren

noctvrna

I feel like I’m missing something that everyone else has

#My poor darling bf said this to me recently. And like me too but damn it makes me sad to hear

oh so NOW everyone is saying “katara made a ten year investment” because NOW they see that aang has not only grown into an attractive guy but WAS ALWAYS a sweet and caring person towards her…….. you people deserve NOTHING you did nothing but clown on kataang for years!!!

#Gaang #atla #bitch I will bite you people.

starwarsgenerator

maul mansplained manipulated malewifed for master kenobi

berlynn-wohl

reading kylux in the year of our lord 2026 because there's simply no substitute for these two angry awkward losers who barely know what sex is, actively trying to kill each other while they're fucking but failing miserably every time because they are bad at both fucking and trying to kill each other. every fic starts with ren approaching hux saying some shit like "supreme leader snoke has ordered that we have sex, frequently, he says it's vital to the success of the first order" and hux is like "you are an idiot, a scumbag, and a pervert, and I know you are completely making this up, but okay" I cannot believe there's a billion words of this and it is completely free

#Unfortunately it’s kinda exactly like cocaine #in that there’s nothing like it and it gives you an incredible high #but also in that it will kill you if you do too much of it. And the whole time you’ll be exhibiting Symptoms

gayteensupreme

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

gayteensupreme

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

#This is in fact how I found out. What the fuck

itsdjoverr

just remembered i can’t have joe keery so actually nothing in my life is funny anymore

loish

A gift for Beanie, one of my incredible discord moderators! They requested something with critters and something spaced themed, so it naturally followed that I had to draw space raccoons.