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Glad it’s not just me

The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.

So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.

thecolorofthegame

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

talos-stims

trying to groom her brother | source

sky665

youfoolishfool

The most insane lines delivered within Remedy's history of games. (From Alan Wake 2's "Night Springs" DLC)

#Alan wake 2 #Night springs dlc

annabelllewallis

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

acepalindrome

Yknow, when you keep insisting that adults can’t enjoy fandom or play video games or what cartoons or whatever, it’s other young people that you’re hurting the most. Because the most you’ll do to adults is offend or annoy them with that nonsense, but when you plant that idea in a kid’s head, they grow older with the horrible dread looming over them that the things that bring them happiness and comfort have an expiration date. When I was a young adult, I was genuinely depressed about the thought of getting older because I thought I couldn’t keep enjoying all my hobbies, like I had to give up everything I enjoy once I reach [x] age.

And that is simply not true. It’s bullshit. But the harm is does to people is very real. Kids are so afraid of getting older, and one of the big fears is that their life will become painfully bland and boring once they hit adulthood, as if all adults do is work and pay taxes, possibly raise kids. No more fun, no whimsy, no playfulness, no joy.

Anyway, I’m 33 and I love video games and fanfiction and cartoons. If you tell me I’m too old for that stuff, I’ll roll my eyes and block you and go on with my day. But I will worry about the 17 year old who saw your post too and feels a sinking in their chest at the thought that they have to give up the stuff that makes them happy. THAT’S what bothers me.

foxofninetales

Getting older in fandom mostly just means:

You’re better at recognizing fandom patterns and can avoid the toxic ones, leading to increased fandom enjoyment.

Now you have to zoom the text on AO3.

ao3commentoftheday

FYI, if you’re a person who wants larger text on AO3, you can zoom in or you can use a site skin (skins only work if you’re logged in though).

The easiest way is to scroll to the bottom of any page on AO3 and look at the left-hand side of the footer. Find Low Vision Default and tap on that, and you’re set.

If you don’t like the looks of Low Vision Default (or if you just want the text inside the fics to be larger but not the rest of the site), you can create your own very simple site skin:

Tap on your name at the top of the AO3 page

Select My Dashboard from the dropdown menu

Select Skins

Tap on Create Site Skin

Give your skin a unique name so that you can save it

Paste the CSS below into the big empty box

Tap the Submit button

On the next page, tap Use

CSS is as follows:

#workskin p { font-size: 24pt; }

Set whatever pt font you prefer to read with and enjoy.

(this CSS code can also be added into any other skin you might be using. Just copy/paste it in there)

STARGATE SG-1 || “Cor-ai” 1.16

iosonomer-blog

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

mxtr3ssquickly

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

bellatrixobsessed1

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

markodragic

its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again

markodragic

I'll forever be chasing this high

castablank

@iiep-wop

spaghettinatural

all you guys talkin about catboys this n catboys that better pay respects to the motherfuckinnn ✨🪩ORIGINAL🪩✨catboy

this diva STRUTTED so dan from dan and phil could post that slutty lil sweatshirt pic in cat ears❗️

castablank

prev has demonstrated that this post has reached EXACTLY the right people

cell113

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

#Early crush of mine #Cat #Red dwarf

ohmovie

'Then I must leave my own people, man of Gondor?' she said. 'And would you have your proud folk say of you: "There goes a lord who tamed a wild shieldmaiden of the North! Was there no woman of the race of Numenor to choose?" 'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.

Éowyn & Faramir THE LORD OF THE RINGS │2001–2003

blumineck

This is why safety rules matter!

Don’t forget if you like my videos and want to see me test more stuff, I’m looking to commission a set of historically accurate fitted armour for testing!

You can pitch in here if that’s something you’d like to see:

Blumineck is raising money for a suit of fitted historical plate armour for both fun and serious historical and fantasy testing.

(If it doesn’t get funded nobody gets charged)

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

rue-nightly

A 2025 update

thefakebernadettebanner

Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.