I'm a Hufflepuff

Hi.

[yayiminvolved-blog]

Shameless self promo!

Hey I made a new booklr called @theshortreader. You should check it out please. I'm gonna be posting more on that and I post things about books and maybe some geeky things

[ubesoft]

i ain’t even gonna bother trying

[blonded004]

it’s 21

[wow-life-is-really-gay]

but it’s 26, right??

[blonded004]

i just said

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its 14 tho

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its 21

[glitteryheaux]

@do-you-speak-lonely-whale

[finaltribalcouncil]

ITS 25📢📢📢📢📢📢

[cynicz]

what…isn’t it 15

[serosfan]

21

[yayiminvolved-blog]

I got 27

[natashamaximova]

[brendenfraser]

“You’re welcome.”

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[thepioden]

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

[acaranalogy]

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

[bagera69]

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

[thepioden]

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

[thekisforkeats]

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

[thepioden]

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

[sadgaywerewolf]

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.” “I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?” “I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

[thepioden]

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

[owlpostagain]

Hogwarts WiFi Passwords

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass

[aegontargaryen]

Best motivation for working out: pretend it’s jedi training

[yayiminvolved-blog]

I made a thing

[alongwayfrom15-deactivated20180]

headcanon that Dumbledore and the other professors had a bet about if and when James and Lily would get together and since he won he gets to add house points to Gryffindor forever and that’s the reason no one stops him.

[cryptidz]

[perceman-deactivated20130728]

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

[huffpost]

The Women Those ‘Evolution Of Beauty’ Videos Leave Out

With videos like “100 Years of Lingerie in 3 Minutes” or “100 Years of Beauty: Germany,” the Internet has been treated to gorgeous viral videos that show the glamorous side of women’s lives throughout history, but according to Polish costume blogger Karolina Zebrowska these videos are leaving out reality. 

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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[books-and-cookies]

I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[billieyoarmstrong-deactivated20]

External image

[moonkitty]

ive had this queued this march

[tibbare-deactivated20190307]

but have y’all seen the sequel

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i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

[thespartzter-deactivated2017120]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

[harteus]

remember these, kids? they used to be so popular on deviantART way back in like 2008 and i remember i used to be so pumped about doing one, though i never really did. so, last night i even had a dream about doing one of these, so i put together some scenarios and here we are, haha! feel free to reblog or save the template for yourself if it catches your fancy! 

[multiroit1]

That squeak is so cute