Show me the moving pictures.

[leeningwhim]

Do you see the vision? (It's my first youtube video! Making a mashup was way more fun than I thought it would be.) Check out the full video here.

[watchmebitch]

Didn't months pass between the ending of season 1 and season 2 starting? So Alastor was nursing that gaping chest wound for months and still in a lot of pain from it even with it mostly closed up, no wonder he was ready to quit as soon as Lucifer (definitely not for the first time) called him lazy for daring to sit down in the parlor for a minute with the other residents like he's an equal and not the help.

Yes, thank you. And the assumption we are supposed to make is that no one has so much as asked about this or even noticed that Alastor slowed down at all except to decide that he must be being difficult on purpose. Alastor, a person that they all live with, full time. Who is also carrying physical evidence of the fact that he lost a fight badly in his hands at all times in the form of his staff, which has been visibly cut in half and stuck back together.

This is a level of "not noticing shit by accident" that crosses over to reckless disregard on the part of everyone at the hotel. I'm laughing right now because I've got to find this funny or it's just gonna make me sad.

Also, Lucifer didn't just call him lazy. Lucifer called him useless, to his face, for having to flee from combat -- against a higher-order angel who objectively outmatched sinners by his divine composition -- in order to not be killed a second time on the spot. And I don't mean that was implied. It was said. Out loud. Basically in those words. Lucifer was like haha, you're a useless person who isn't contributing anything because you couldn't win a fight against someone who is by divine ordinance stronger than you.

Can I take a moment to turn this into a radio*pple hate post because oh my fucking god. This is not a cute couples beat, it's like ten centimeters away from feeling like a hate crime. This isn't a microaggression it's a macroaggression. I am going insane.

[yeah-mani]

What I find really interesting is that Alastor presents himself as being on the same playing field as Lucifer, and I think that Lucifer has fallen for it.

I'm not sure that he realizes how far down he is punching when he picks on Alastor. It's pretty clear to me that Alastor is clashing with Lucifer like a stray kitten hissing at a lion (I'm so sorry, Al). Meanwhile, Lucifer the lion thinks he has pulled one over on another lion.

(Which, incidentally, is a really interesting ship dynamic! But I think a huge part of the fandom has, like Lucifer, also fallen for Alastor's posturing.)

[muchmorethanmoney]

I love these terribly embarrassing lines he has they humanize him so much lmao. Here’s our mischievous overpowered antihero with a secret, possibly very dangerous agenda. His debuff is that he speaks like this

[yeah-mani]

Whenever I see people criticize Hazbin Hotel and one of their arguments is that "this guy is supposed to be the powerful one but he's actually cringey, take that!"

...I just. I mean. That's the appeal? IS THAT NOT THE APPEAL? HE THINKS HE'S SO COOL HE'S REALLY NOT THAT COOL

[zaback]

ok i’ve recovered from being perceived, have some textpost memes i guess? mostly vox bc hyperfixation go brrrrrrrr

[prodepresanti]

Fuck the Miraculous Love Square, Vox and Alastor have the Love 4 Dimensional Tesseract! We have:

Vox loves Alastor (onesides)

Alastor loves Vox (onesided)

Vox and Alastor love each other

Vox loves Human!Alastor (onesided)

Human!Alastor loves Vox (onesided)

Human!Alastor and Vox love each other

Human!Vox loves Alastor (onesided)

Alastor loves Human!Vox (onesided)

Human!Vox and Alastor love each other

Human!Vox loves Human!Alastor (onesided)

Human!Alastor loves Human!Vox (onesided)

Human!Vox and Human!Alastor love each other

2 people, 12 ships, that's how it's done.

[okanrix]

U know that one time amir crashed the hb panel with christian and blake...

[marinscos]

part 2

i have been informed there wouldnt be much of an age gap between them but at this point i am just having fun. you would deny an old woman her entertainment? on christmas?

[hellaphim]

The television in the pre-lucifer hotel, decorated by Alastor, has a little Vox kinked antenna on it.

[bubblegumb1tch111]

Situationship hit so hard that the religious psychosis returned

[fattyaly]

I'm just like you

I blacked out after @ashlikesnow2's new comic again and RUSHED this

I feel completely normal amount of feelings

[ashlikesnow2]

Welcome back, Vincent!

[spacemothsoup]

radiostatic/radiosilence is so silly cuz vox is like "why won't you love me why wasn't i enough for you" and alastor is like "i can't love you the way you want me to why wasn't i enough for you?" and they're both tsunderes and will literally never talk about it to each other ever

[vanethealpacca]

Red flags murdermedia WIP animatic!

Don't know when I'm gonna finish it but I do wanna 💔

(🚫DO NOT RE-UPLOAD please ❌)

[ashlikesnow2]

something hidden under a smile🙃

[bestosunglass]

FINALLY DECIDED TO USE THIS SITE AGAIN‼️‼️‼️ anyways I will post all my hh content here kkkkk

[bestosunglass]

More of themm

[mothjunkie]

doodle I made while I'm waiting for my food at this chinese restaurant cause I haven't eaten all day 'nd all I'm wondering is what's two-sided hatred radiostatic called

like the one where they tear each other apart without any romantic or sexual feelings involved but you can just tell it's somewhat homoerotic

EDIT: someone said radioviolence ^_^

[fattyaly]

I hate the abysmal amount of tags but I need radioviolence to exist now because Alastor reaping Vox apart the most intimate ways is my comfort zone, don't ask me. Beautiful drawing, just chefs kiss

[yeah-mani]

Radioviolence is pretty good

But have you considered

Silencesilence