[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[jovanapaunic]

[perryfellow]

[tiktokstowatch]

[karometeenk]

i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature

[bunniope]

they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then

[thetyrannosaur]

[avomaankurkku]

you've heard of

hot girl summer

now prepare for

fat hobbit summer

gardening and farming

walking everywhere barefoot

supporting your friends on their quests

looting your neighbour's garden plot

earthy tones

seven meals per day

seizing the means of production

late nights at the local pub

smoking pipeweed

po-ta-toes

preventing your relatives from stealing your silverware

[jellyguy-deactivated20140103]

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit welcomes human home

(via)

[sleevesareforlosers]

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[catchymemes]

[gingerchangeling]

For those who aren’t getting the brilliance- this couple (?) is streaming World of Warcraft and I think are dressed up as their characters. Two normal sized people, one of whom is playing a dwarf. And who takes it upon himself to pretend to be too short to just get off his chair and then, aware that his SO also has her camera going, proceeds to walk across the frame on his knees to give the illusion that he’s actually that short.

[strawbeb]

no, i don’t have a “dream job.” i want to spend my days reading and writing and lazing in the afternoon sun. i want to bake bread and brownies and apple crumble. i want to grow my own vegetables and plant a rainbow of flowers. i want to be with nature. i want to be at peace.

[tornadon-t]

[beachgirlnikita]

The same people aren't getting vaccinated, so this will continue.

[scyther-no-scything]

[flimflix]

[science70]

Star Wars vaccination promotion poster (U.S. Department of Health, Education, and Welfare / Public Health Service / Center for Disease Control, 1977).

[brawltogethernow]

Okay, THIS May the Fourth post is too serendipitous not to reblog. (Also it’s cheesy. I love cheese.)