A Crazy Manns Ravings!

A STUPID little person who needs to be put in the box.

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I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

HTP 6 IN A WEEK! NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN!

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If Klavier And Herr Justice are to be married,

And Trucy Wright is Apollo's sister...

And Wr!ght is Trucy's (adopted) father...

And because of the wedding Wr!ght will soon be Klavier's father in law...

And Kristoph Gavin is Klaviers brother...

And Kristoph Gavin slept with the disgusting criminal Wr!ght...

Does this mean @thekristophgavin fucked his father-in-law?

PLEASE ANSWER ME

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HTP CHAPTER 6 IN A WEEK! AAAAGGGGHHHHH

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

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Is Klavier Gavin An Honorary Lesbian?

We now that he is Bi, but can he be considered an honorary lesbian?

I mean his brother @thekristophgavin is.

IS HE A (honorary) LESBIAN?!

JAWOHL!

Yes

Maybe

no?

No

Results

Voting ended onJun 19

May this please lord Gavin and his brother.

[apolloisdoingfine]

We are GOING to get you a man twin -Athena ( fictive but I’m roleplaying in this case hehe >:) )

I’m sorry?? Come again??

Oh hey, wait, I know you! You’re that new hire, right?

[queenchrysalisys]

Yeah!! I’m a greeeat wingwoman

[apolloisdoingfine]

I didn’t realize Mr. Wright hired a wingman… you’d get along with Trucy very well. But, anyway, how would you find me a man?

[queenchrysalisys]

I’m going to help you realize that Klavier likes you and you’re being too dumb to see it!

[apolloisdoingfine]

Hey I’m not dumb!!

And seriously, how *could* Klavier like a guy like me?

[queenchrysalisys]

He literally name dropped you in a love song!!

[apolloisdoingfine]

That could mean literally anything!! I think-

Okay maybe you have a point…

[queenchrysalisys]

He also invited you to dinner that one time, yea?

[apolloisdoingfine]

I mean yeah, but friends go on dates all the time!

[queenchrysalisys]

…

[apolloisdoingfine]

Hey don’t give me that look!

[clayterran123]

"I can confirm that me and Apollo went on dates!"

( I don't find a problem..it's a nice thing to do. )

Art by @brodorokihousuke //ooc

[queenchrysalisys]

You’re not helping!!!

[clayterran123]

( Oh shit yeah- )

"B-But,Apollo, Klavier is DEFINITELY gay for you,man! I mean, look at the way he looks at you!"

( I HOPE THAT HELPED )

Art by @brodorokihousuke //ooc

[thekristophgavin]

I think You Clay, Apollo and my brother should form a polycule at this point…

[forcesofnaturepokevids]

Jealous you aren’t getting any action, Kristoph? Thought you’d be used to that by now…

[queenchrysalisys]

Pfffffffffff *Trying not to laugh*

[apolloisdoingfine]

//IM CRYING I GO AFK FOR A BIT AND THIS IS WHAT IS WHAT I COME BACK TO.//

NO KRISTOPH. GO BACK TO JAIL. I DON’T THINK OF CLAY LIKE THAT.

[queenchrysalisys]

//GIGGLING//

Well that settles that! Now BACK TO THE KLAVIER THING

[apolloisdoingfine]

Hey! There is nothing more to discuss about Klavier!

[queenchrysalisys]

DISCUSS YOUR REPOSTS!

[apolloisdoingfine]

WHAT ABOUT THEM??

[phynx-not-spynx]

Maybe the one with Klavier shirtless? That'd be a good place to start.

[apolloisdoingfine]

I WAS JUST UHM,,, ADMIRING HIM?

//we’ve all ganged up on apollo bro he’s got to admit it//

[phynx-not-spynx]

"Admiring him", huh? Admit it Polly. You're into him.

(He's not getting out of this lmao)

[queenchrysalisys]

Hi Mr. Wright!!!!

//This is kinda hard to keep up with lol-//

[phynx-not-spynx]

Hey, Athena.

(Yeah...but its fun. Imma have to do a separate blog for this guy now, lol.)

[queenchrysalisys]

Are you here to help me help Apollo get a man for pride month??

//I might make a roleplay account as well… my headmates aren’t going to be very happy with me backlogging all of their posts buuuuut whatevs//

[phynx-not-spynx]

Not really for pride month, just in general.

Besides, it's not like he's gonna do it himself.

[queenchrysalisys]

EXACTLYYYYYYJ

APOLLO WE’RE HERE TO HELP

[phynx-not-spynx]

Yeah, what she said. I can get his number for you.

[apolloisdoingfine]

Mr. Wright, how the fuck are you going to get his number?

[phynx-not-spynx]

Easy. I know his boss.

[apolloisdoingfine]

Oh- okay then. I guess go get his number then.

//OK FIXED RESPONSE HERE LMAO WHERE I DIDNT MISREAD//

[queenchrysalisys]

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!

//I can be Klav btw if we don’t have someone to be him maybe I’ll even find sprites that don’t fucking suck//

[apolloisdoingfine]

//I have every single klavier sprite if you want me to dm you them!//

[phynx-not-spynx]

Just got off the phone. I sent you his number.

He might be on his way, though.

[apolloisdoingfine]

Wha-?! You didn’t tell me you would be inviting him over?? I’m not prepared! Like, at all!

[phynx-not-spynx]

I didn't invite him. Mi- Edgeworth has a bad habit of leaving his phone on speaker.

And, given the exited shouting I heard, you should be quick in your preparations.

[apolloisdoingfine]

HE’S SHOUTING-?! FOR ME?!

Uhm, uhm, okay I’ll get prepared, I guess??

[queenchrysalisys]

*There’s a knock at the door >:)*

[apolloisdoingfine]

*Apollo perked up. His eyes almost instantly landed on the door. He moved quickly to grab the door handle. He saw Klavier, and god, Apollo could feel his heart racing.* “Oh hey, prosecutor Gavin!” he said, trying to play it cool but miserably failing.

[queenchrysalisys]

Herr Forehead! I heard that you had your boss contact mine for my phone number but I figured it’s way more efficient to speak with the real thing, ja?

[apolloisdoingfine]

//SORRY FOR LATE REPLY I WAS TRYING TO EAT CHIPS AND MY CAT TOOK THE FUCKING BAG.// Oh, uh, yeah. Come on in!

[queenchrysalisys]

*He struts in like a douche because he is one but it’s okay*

Soo, is there anything in specific you needed me for or did you just wish to hear my voice, because I totally understand. You could always just listen to one of my albums but I wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to see your face

*Athena’s standing still, trying (and failing) to hide her excitement*

//LMAO?????//

[apolloisdoingfine]

Apollo wasn’t fully sure what to do. He didn’t have much experience in the dating area of life.

“Well uh, sit down on the couch with me, yeah? I kinda maybe sorta have something to tell you.”

[queenchrysalisys]

“Oooooh how exciting, you know I love surprises”

*He walks to the couch and sits down, crossing his legs, again, like a douche*

*She grabs @justatransbitchboy by the shoulders and starts shaking him and whisper-screaming*

“Mr. Wright he’s doing it!”

[apolloisdoingfine]

//sorry for late reply gng i fell asleep mid type//

Apollo stared as Klavier sat down, his hand moving on top of his.

“So, hypothetically… what would you say if I don’t know… I said something like… I love you? Completely hypothetical.”

[queenchrysalisys]

*His brain entirely short circuits for a good few seconds, causing a short yet awkward silence*

(He is internally freaking out)

“Well- that would be quite flattering coming from a closed-off man like yourself”

//It’s okay twin, we all sleep//

[apolloisdoingfine]

“Wanna maybe, go on a date sometime?”

[queenchrysalisys]

//HII HI HI HI HIIIII//

“Why I’d be honored, Sunshine”

[apolloisdoingfine]

//HIIII SORRY FOR LATE REPLY AGAIN MY NIGHT WAS PACKED AND I FORGOT TO RESPOND BUTTT I SHOULD BE LESS BUSY TODAY//

Apollo smiled, and for a moment his hand hovered over Klavier’s before gently resting his hand on top of the German’s.

“Then, I’d love to go out with you, Klav. We can go out today or tomorrow. Whatever works best for you.”

[yeahbuddythatsrough]

YES FINALLY

[yeahbuddythatsrough]

You have to Let one ace attorney pedophile into society, who do you choose?

The Ace Attorney Pedo List

Sal Manella (AA1)

Doctor Hotti / Director Hickfield (JFA / AJ)

Terry Fawles (T&T)

Benny Woodman (JFA)

Max Galactica / Billy Bob Jones (JFA)

Wesly Stickler (AJ)

Voting ended onJun 13

[yeahbuddythatsrough]

I need a fanfic NOW

So... I've realized there is not ONE solitary fanfic about A gangrel vampire and a Garou! PLEASE I NEED THIS! I WANT IT NOW!

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Strange how every single "deboonking gommunism" video is made by people who are objectively not capitalists.

Seriously, its like they are so lost in the bourgeois sauce that they completely forget what is best for not only them but all workers.

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Hard McTack Appreciation post

God this guy rocks

Seriously, other than him being part of THE COALITION (*shudders*) he was being reasonable and handling the whole thing with (Mc)Tac(k)t and genuinely wanting to help. Hell, if it weren't the tax (which Big D is being a C*NT about) and the minimal (IN COMPARISON) oversight, only needing to get approval and not having independent hunts, Big D would probably LOVE the EAU. Seriously, I hope he and his PACK OF COMMUNISTS join them in chapter 6. GOD I need this guy to be there. (Read this next sentence in BIG D's voice.) NOT TO EVEN MENTION that he doesn't know about the primordial evil! In his eyes he was doing the best thing for humanity!

Comment if YOU want Mr. Hard McTack to take over the coalition and turn it into a massive union!

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Malkavian posting about shit

Using the meta knowledge that 5.5 will be about our dearest Grimaline, (AKA Grimal-kun-chama) and that the majority of people think that the ghoul is Grimal, I'm willing to bet that in the next audiolog she will be revealed as the ghoul, and assuming she was there primarily because of the hunter data, I wonder if the next audiolog will be about Grimal being abandoned by the regent and going through absolutely horrid withdrawl symptoms of the Vitae! Will she end up admitting her betrayal?

Also why did the chapter house not even mention the ghoul in the most recent audiolog? Did the chapter house just go with the theory that Matilda was the ghoul and a wolf? I find it unlikely. Please have your theories below!

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If you call someone a "tankie" you are not only a clown, you are useless for any actual material change. "Oh voting works" say that when no matter how leftist the candidate claims to be they do the same shit as the fucking democrats, I.E. letting Israel commit genocide, not do anything beyond the bare minimum about billionaires. Seriously how could y'all advocate for this shit?