Why'd you only call me when you're high?

Mariana, 20, Brazil.

[catboy-jim]

[hextina]

evolution of moods 1-3am

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bob-belcher]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[madeforgardens]

The show has a really epic way of creating some death scenes, so if you could choose a way of how your character would die and vice versa?

[shouldnt]

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

[kewpiedolll]

Whats that sound outside? It’s like metal on metal???

[kewpiedolll]

The trucks…i think they were…..no they couldn’t have been…..

[hatake]

when something stressful comes up

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[lohver]

one of the best feelings is finally losing your attachment to somebody who isn’t good for you

[teashoesandhair]

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet