So Much for Leaving

Posting cute/funny/thoughtful shit since 2012.

[crownedprincezuko]

Relationship goals: Bob and Linda when Linda shouts out the window “He’s dead! Go away he’s dead!” to help Bob avoid people

[princess-rishfish]

Oh no pidgey fly awaaaay

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I really need to lay off the catnip.”

[mediamattersforamerica]

He shut it down.

[needscandalinmylife]

Yes he did

[stayingwoke]

This is going to be an automatic reblog.

[hypnotic-flow]

he done did it

[colorofaking-blog]

As it should be!

[cockringtoss-deactivated2013082]

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

[highperactive]

nobody likes looking directly at it?

[ibeherpderpin]

It gives people cancer?

[cockringtoss-deactivated2013082]

woAh woah woah

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

It rises at the crack of dawn?

[khimaeera]

it disappears at night?

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

[canorousity]

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

[unfollovving]

nobody will ever touch it? 

[potterlovermore]

I wonder where he was originally going with this

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[omgs]

i can smell this picture

[yeahicameback]

This gives me life

[ssaisstopsexualassaultinsch-blog]

Consent Education.

[sandandglass]

Mandy Patinkin on The Late Show, December 18, 2015

[unabridged-tomes-deactivated202]

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare for…the compassion and empathy that was never shown to you, but might one day save humanity as we know it.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

One day Mandy Patinkin decided to stand up and be my hero, and he hasn’t stopped since.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Mandy not taking anymore of anyone’s shit again, ever.  <3

[deadlycatcus1-deactivated201701]

I don’t know who Mandy is but I already respect him so much

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

This is Mandy, my friend:

[heavytitty]

[foreverzee]

I’ll believe it when I see it

[joammanewsom]

this is the worst fortune i’ve ever received  

[plantationmasterpoison]

Black Panther did to Civil War what Nicki Minaj did to Monster. 

[npr]

West Point Cadets At Center Of Storm After Raising Fists In Photo

The 16 black women have been called "unprofessional," but many alumni of color say the action was an expression of triumph and sisterhood.

[yeahicameback]

Bucky: I don't want anyone to use what's in my mind against me

Sam: Well, I'm a certified PTSD counselor

Wanda: And I can shift around people's thoughts

Tony: And I made this BARF thing that literally helps people process and correct their memories

Writers: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yeah dunno how to fix this one... better put him back on ice

[ok2befat]

It's ok to be unhealthy. Unhealthy people are still people.

[npr]

2016: Age Of The On-Screen Black Superhero

From Black Panther to Luke Cage, filmmakers say audiences today demand superheroes that better reflect their world. Comic creators say it's about time TV and movies caught up with diversity in comics.

Jamie Broadnax, managing editor of BlackGirlNerds.com, just hopes filmmakers won’t repeat the mistake they made when casting light-skinned Halle Berry to play the superhero known as Storm.

In the comics, Storm is the daughter of a princess from Kenya, powerful enough to lead the X-Men. But the X-Men movies have always positioned Berry’s Storm as a supporting character hardly reflecting her African heritage.

“Hollywood has a huge colorism problem — huge — especially when it comes to black women,” Broadnax says. “And now we’re seeing the new [younger] Storm in Apocalypse … I think she’s basically a baby version of Halle Berry… we have another light-skinned Storm.”

[filenesdebasement]

The All-New, Entirely Accurate, Impressionistic Pain Scale

1. What?

2. So it’s like, not really pain, you know, but you still kind of wish the body part in question would disappear for a while. Can we excise it? Is that OK? It’s, you know, bothersome.

3. OK, like, imagine if you still got relief from OTC painkillers. No, the “safe” dosage recommended on the bottle.

4. What are you, a wuss?

5. [finger guns]

6. You definitely went to a job interview like this once.

7. You’re totally fine. No, it’s fine. Really. Just as long as you don’t move.

8. That Time You Didn’t Have Access To Any Meds

9. You keep calling for your mother. You hate your mother.

10. You’re saving this one for a real emergency.

[wikdsushi-deactivated20201108]

I find #9 is relevant.

[micdotcom]

Dear White People is becoming a series on Netflix

Justin Simien’s critically acclaimed indie sociopolitical dramedy Dear White People is being adapted into a 10-episode Netflix series. Simien is working with the streaming service for the TV adaptation and will be a writer for all 10 episodes, as well as the director for the pilot. When we’ll get to see it.

[sandandglass]

The Late Show, March 30, 2016