Kawaii in the streets; Senpai in the sheets @khimaeera - Tumblr Blog

my friend @astarionpavus and i were discussing how Spite and Justice probably have veeery different reactions to romances

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memeclassheroes

moonprismpowernomakeup

babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

anarchapella

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

valgalart

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

excessively-english-jd

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

kunaiman

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

excessively-english-jd

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

godyoutalkpretty

Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For

nine-touched

What a beautiful bird! 🥺

goobra

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

fairypage01-deactivated20221018

Girl……

byjoveimbeinghumble

This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.

Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.

I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?

Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!

elidyce

BEING INCONSIDERATE OF OTHERS IS STILL BAD.

It was obnoxious when it was youtube.

It was obnoxious when it was music.

It was obnoxious when it was the radio.

It was obnoxious when it was dudes wanting to talk to you instead of letting you just read your freaking book.

Do you want to be this guy? Because being obnoxious in shared spaces is how you become this guy.

Wear your damn headphones like an adult participant in the social contract.

10thingsihateabout-all-yall

Best art history lesson ever, thank you

blackvelvetofnight

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

hell-enthusiast

moveslikekeithrichards

whatbigotspost

Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!

•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.

•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.

•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.

•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

catchymemes

universejunction

executive dysfunction

selectivegeekwithstandards

The most excellent caption

coughloop

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

fearthefuzzybear

thatgirlwiththememes

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

cumaeansibyl

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

aquilacalvitium

greelin

“people were never kind to me so i’ll never be kind to anyone else” is a genuinely bizarre mindset and is exactly why the world continues to get colder and worse. like. the amount of pain i’ve felt in my life HAS made me bitter, but why would i ever want anyone else to experience that or even a shred of the negativity i’ve felt. especially when it takes the same amount of effort to just. not be an asshole to strangers for no reason and not be self-absorbed. lol

greelin

your suffering was not deserved! there is no way to justify the things that have happened to you! sometimes (often) shit just happens and keeps happening and it fucking blows, but other people exist and are living lives you don’t have any clue about. why would you not extend courtesy you wish you got instead of continuing a cycle? why not give even a sliver of happiness to someone else when it’s possible? the determination to never treat someone like you’ve been treated has to beat out the bitterness from years of mistreatment and shit experiences. every time. you have to have way stronger of a drive to Be Better rather than drag people down, otherwise it’s so dark and BLEAK, and you’re keeping that energy going. kindness is the point. love is the point. idk

greelin

now where have i seen this before……….

greelin

oh. right

do you see. the vision

honeylavendermilktea

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios