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stealingpotatoes

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

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nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

foggybear42

spot the difference impossible

zell-ion

Gideon the Ninth movie finishes, curtains close, and the music over the aftercredits is a somber cover of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

shiroikabocha

Then in the HtN movie, there’s a somber instrumental leitmotif that plays every time Harrow encounters something that should remind her of [ORTUS]— but it trails off unfinished each time.

Until it DOESN’T, and it becomes clear that the leitmotif was the opening notes of Never Gonna Give You Up, and we get a triumphant, orchcestral rendition of the song playing over a montage of Gideon slaying Heralds and keeping Harrow’s thumbs on

helenecoffeesnob

Thoughts on Griddle fanon characterization:

It is very important to me that Gideon Nav is seen as a Losergirl. Seriously, she isn’t suave. She THINKS she’s suave, but she isn’t. She IS funny, especially when she’s the one narrating. Gideon is, in canon, a homeschooled teenager from a religious backwater planet and has canonically never touched a titty that wasn’t printed on paper or attached to her body. Don’t get me wrong, she is The Character of All Time.

But we all need to remember that this motherfucker blushed and stuttered when an older woman so much as batted an eyelash at her. She’s got as much game as Luke Skywalker going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters. She’s amazing. Losergirl representation.

orochislayer

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

mouldybrie

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

twoots

THAT ONE FUCKASS PART IN THE FIRST YUGIOH MANGA

superdaisypowerhour

I need alecto to call kiriona gaia the saddest bitch shes ever seen in her billions of years long life to her face for no other reason than i think kiri would blow a fucking gasket and that would be insanely funny. i want that undead woman to have a stress heart attack somehow from pure fury

werewolfbutches

light-camera-bitch-smile

runasulienadanika

Camilla and Palamedes making notes every time Nona mentioned boobs because it might've been be a sign she's Gideon is so funny to me because if i remember correctly Gideon never mentioned boobs aloud in gtn so either they just clocked her so well or it was painfully obvious at what she was looking at, even with sunglasses

tiresomespaceplant

my name is grace, ryland grace.

elldritch-horror

I find it very telling that Tamsyn Muir, who came up through this hellsite, wrote books where the evil emperor starts out as a basically okay leftist millennial tumblr user.

What makes the villain the villain (inasmuch as it's useful to examine TLT characters through that kind of simplistic lens) is that when the chips are down and he has to choose, his priority is punishing the wicked, not saving the people left behind.

I would invite anyone whose engagement with their cause consists of finding the 'correct' group of people to hate, to consider whether 'evil emperor' is the next career move you see yourself taking, and if it isn't, to gently suggest disembarking from the hate train.

Because no one wants their God King to be a tumblrina called John.

griddles-bone-soup

If I could directly implant this understanding into the brain of every TLT fan, by jod I would

bodyintheriver

“She died. She can’t come back, even if you keep her stuffed away in a drawer you can’t look at. You’re not waiting for her resurrection; you’ve made yourself her mausoleum.”

corvophobia

my favourite second cousins whomst i miss very dearly

oh-jod-dammit

Did you guys know Cam refers to Palamedes by name plenty of times, but she only ever addresses him by name (at least “on screen”) twice. And it’s here, where they’re finally dropping all professional airs for the day and letting themselves be dumb kids laughing til it hurts, and in:

“Palamedes, yes,” she said. “My whole life, yes. Yes, forever, yes. Life is too short and love is too long.”