yeah, I'm fine, sure...

In constant desperation

[beardedmrbean]

[thememedaddy]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[insidestory1]

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[stuckinreversemode]

HANNAH WADDINGHAM & ED SKREIN as Judith & Billy | RIDE AND DIE (2026—)

[nicolethered]

Hannah Waddingham and Ed Skrein in Ride or Die (1x05 The Count of Monte Carlo)

[waddingham]

RIDE OR DIE (2026)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Judith + Debbie Being Ride Or Dies in SEASON 1

[judithburtons]

Ride or Die (2026)

Hannah Waddingham as Judith Burton -> 1.01 The Book of Judith

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

Judith Burton in s01e02: The Yellow Wood Ride or Die (2026)

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[blizzardofjj]

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[sirellas]

KATHRYN JANEWAY STAR TREK: VOYAGER | Equinox

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1 | S01E21 Politics