I'll Be Your Favorite Liar

Good person. Bad habits. IG: 1raebae

[dangerouslygay]

i'm a simple woman, i hear i wanna get better by bleachers and suddenly have the impulse to drive down the motorway at 100mph with the windows down fucking SCREAMING

[bubbie]

[10knotes]

I CANT BELIEVE HIM

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[endless-puppies]

This is Stormie and she likes to stick her tongue out just a little bit 😋♥️

Submission from succulove

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The Christian celebrities are with us. The secular celebrities are with us. We cannot be stopped.

[me-and-my-dumbass]

we have mother fucking john wick, chuck norris, the tooth fairy, and the lorax  ya’ll dont stand a fuckin chance

[me-and-my-dumbass]

we also got an iron man

[indiiglow]

What is happening.

[baw6sixteen]

also

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[somecutething]

A video captured after everyone had left the house for the day.

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

[obviousplant]

All Alone Bert

[ericahannah]

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[memescomedy]

[yulpup-deactivated20180604]