humor was a gift from the duck

[smytherines]

today I learned that Curt Mega was in a commercial with professional wrestler Rey Mysterio

[curtmega]

First thing I ever shot after I moved to LA!

[yeaimsmokingpot]

tell me why all the freaks (<2 ppl) who have harassed my friends are into starkid now 😭😭 like get ur own interest this is MY thing (ignore that i havent used this blog in so long i just forget to LOL)

ALSO im not here to start drama dw i blocked both of em so quickly and im not even going vaguely say what theyve done so no one can find out i just think this is kinda funny

[shittysawtraps]

hello, richie. did you miss me while i was gone. did you really think you’d get away. the hallway’s safe. that i won’t break you

[mutdandy]

Woke up in a cold sweat, had to make this

[ricky-mortis]

They’re the only thing keeping me sane right now

[curtmega]

That’s so weird @ghostface-knight because..??!

[owlhari]

richie and ruth sat him down to watch mlp and he learned some friendship lessons

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[yourlocalabomination]

Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.

(Animated version with the song available in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t allow you to add videos into reblogs apparently)

[cavernclaw]

[strawberry-sweet-vampire]

Sorry I can't I have to bury the body. Yeah right here in the lobby. Underneath the wooden flooring where his corpse will rot. Yeah it's gonna take all day sorry.

[blu3c4n4ry]

Utterly soulless shitpost i drew instead of packing

[jimjamjomjum]

Actively trying to summon them

[some-fantastic-kay]

"I'm straight" "I'm gay" okay and I've never known darker times??? And I've covered the protests live at the hatchetfield kennel??? I am Dan reynolds??? With action news weekdays at 10pm??

[muraenid]

i wanted to draw the lords in black wearing black (rbs > likes, this took forever haha)

[spykarp]

“You summon us once,

You summon us twice,

You gamble it on the roll of the dice!”

[ghostface-knight]

sorry, we gave your boyfriend the black book and he invoked the names pokotho, bliklotep, t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim, and wiggog y'rath. yeah he's in drowsy town now. sorry.

[bobaat3am]

A catboy weeb and his normal man™ catboy uncle

Individual cut of Paul and Richie: