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[love-aholic]

Questions for selfshippers who have multiple self inserts

Who would win if all of your s/is got into a fight?

[heavenlyheartsclub]

[selfshipheritageposts]

Selfship Heritage Post

[foxbloghub]

HAPPY PRIDE TO THE SELFSHIP COMMUNITY!!! i hope gay selfshippers and lesbian selfshippers and bi/pan selfshippers and trans selfshippers and aro/ace selfshippers and every other queer selfshipper has a GREAT month!!! kiss your f/os 10x more for me

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

y’all know that trope where two people have been separated/apart and when they finally see each other they’re practically clinging to each other and you can practically feel the happiness and relief radiating off of them? that’s my crack

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine that you're struggling to open a jar (A bad jar =_=) and your F/O finds you like this- jaw set tight, wiping your hand on your thigh to make it less slippery, using your sleeve or a rag to try and twist that lid off, maybe cursing, whatever.

Do they step in, offer to take the jar from you and try themselves? Do they get it off immediately or do they also realise how evil this jar is?

Do they stay in the doorway and watch you? Maybe make fun of you?

Are they smug? Are they excited to help you? Do they legit think you are the cutest? Do they think you're pathetic?

What do they say?

[starsxpphire]

✩ sleepover inspired selfship asks! ✩

send one or more emoji's alongside a fandom or specific f/o! (if applicable)

🌱 Who was your first F/O?

🥀 Talk about some of your fictional crushes and why they aren’t your F/O!

🎉 Tell us some fun facts about your newest selfship!

📦 Who are some F/Os you no longer ship with? Why?

📸 Make a moodboard for you and your F/O!

🎵 List three songs that remind you of your selfship.

📝 Give us a piece of a WIP involving your F/O (writing, art, etc.)

💟 Give us an embarrassing/secret headcanon you have about your F/O!

🧾 What’s your favorite headcanon someone else has made about your F/O?

💭 What’s your favorite uncommon headcanon about your F/O?

💢 What’s an unpopular opinion you have regarding your F/O?

🚩 What are some of your F/O’s flaws? Any red flags?

💌 How did you/your F/O confess your feelings to one another?

💗When did your F/O first say ‘I love you?’

🌺 How do you and your F/O cuddle?

🛀 What’s your favorite mundane thing to do with your F/O?

🎀 What’s your favorite thing about your F/O’s appearance?

🎠 What’s your favorite thing about your F/O’s personality?

🎡 What’s your dream date to go on with your F/O?

💚 Who are you most jealous of when it comes to your F/O?

🌠 What’s a crack selfship that you’ve thought of?

🎇 Which is the most CURSED crack selfship you’ve thought of?

♨️Did your platonic F/Os tease you about your feelings for your romantic F/O?

🔒 What does your platonic F/O think about your F/O? Are they overprotective of you?

🍦 What do any familiar F/Os think about your romantic F/O?

proshippers dni - this isn't for you ✩

[reigenhusband]

Selfshipping is so weird because you get little fantasies like "what would my F/O get from the burger king drive thru if they were here 💕💕💕"

[selfshipheritageposts]

Selfship Heritage Post

[prokopetz]

Bad

Human: *has obvious crush on robot*

Robot: What a wonderful paragon of empathy this person must be, to feel love for a cold, unlovable machine such as myself.

Good

Human: *has obvious crush on robot*

Robot: Finally, a human with taste.

[speedsterspouse]

Send me a 🏳️‍🌈 and an FO of mine (or multiple) and I’ll tell u my lgbt headcanons of them :).

[imagineyourfo]

for those of you with an f/o that’s not on your public f/o list. take a moment and imagine, like, wacky sitcom hijinks. hiding your secret f/o in a closet or under a tablecloth and somehow nobody noticing there’s a whole ass person in there

[capsules-rot-box]

taking the time to sit with your f/o and explore each other. not in a sexual way, just feeling each other’s skin. looking at all their scars and freckles, having them trace their fingers over your shoulders or back. admiring how each of you are built and how much you love every part of them and how they love every part of you.

[imagine-your-villain-fo]

Imagine your villain F/O taking you to a restaurant. They have a smile on their face almost the entire time, even if that's unusual for them. Finally, unable to handle your curiosity anymore, you ask them what they're so happy about.

"Come here," they say, waving you closer to them. When you comply, scooting your chair closer to them, they grab you and turn your head toward a table not too far away. They tell you to watch the person seated there closely.

You watch as the unassuming restaurant patron lifts a salt shaker and gives themself a rather generous helping of salt. They begin eating, and just as you're about to ask your villain F/O just what the hell is going on, the person you've been watching lets out a shocked sound and leaps up from their chair, calling for a waitress.

Your villain F/O is trembling. They turn to face you, the ultimate look of mischief glinting in their eyes. They lean in close to you and whisper something into your ear.

"It was sugar. They thought it was salt!"

[bezbzns]

bon appétit

[avid-adoxography]

@yearnin-cryptid

[yearnin-cryptid]

OMG?!

[candyheartedchy]

I was reading your carrd and noticed you state that you selfship for fun. Now I'm just wondering 1. is there competitive selfshipping, and 2. where can I join?

I’m hoping this is a joke that I’m just too dense to understand because competitive self shipping??????? No???

[gible-love-nibles-archive]

[helltaker-icons]

Hi, can you make some Malina and Loremaster black and red background icons separately? Thank you.

YES U CAN ANON UR THE FIRST ASK IVE HAD IN AGES THANK YOU MWAH

free to use with credit <3

[selfshippingquotes]

S/I: The sky is beautiful today.

F/O: Has the sky ever been ugly?

[jonbinary-archive]

ENOUGH about putting all your f/os in one room. put all your s/is in one room... is it a slumber party, talking about respective crushes, or are they attacking each other viciously