oh hi

Name's Kris.

[gifsboom]

Wait for it

[buzzfeed]

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

[elysemarshall]

Timely reminder that people are inherently good.

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[agent-silva-deactivated20130812]

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

[orsino]

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

[izaya-orihara-stupid-eskimo-dea]

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[sarrahxhabibi]

[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

[seththewolf]

Oh my god

[dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch]

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

[wanderingaviator]

i dont understand someone help me

[tyjoh-deactivated20160820]

I Really don’t get it either >,<

[tiptopdingbat-blog]

"The most photogenic kitten on the internet"

[apoq-deactivated20170706]

[sitsitsitonyou-blog]

i hate girls

[sluttydogs]

i would so be the kind of person to kick the squirrel into their face

[thatjuly9th-blog]

[yearningnostalgia]

my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world

me: there are asian gangs too and stuff

my mom: and they're called study groups

me: omg

[douxe]

[catalogosphere]

[yearningnostalgia]

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love,  Papa  

A few days later he received a letter from his son. 

Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.  

Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie

Took me a few minutes.

[yearningnostalgia]

Sex Offender notice.

[fuckyeahprettyfoods-blog-blog]

[yearningnostalgia]

(via ponylegs, fuckyeahprettyfoods)

[flashfactshq]

[mugiwarapirates-blog]

[gldenlinings]

[yearningnostalgia]

[randomsillylaughter-blog]

[yearningnostalgia]

justmex20:

Yeah. This is pretty much the most adorable thing ever. 

[yearningnostalgia]

I have a box of melted GariGariKun :(