✩Take me to the stars✩

just a funky lil bird that likes sweets, jazz, and blue things

[wanderingaviator]

a watched pot never boils but a watched toaster will do everything in its power to make you shit yourself

[wanderingaviator]

this post is for my homies that get jumpscared by the toaster going off

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[parakeet]

who's doing this

[rudeboimonster]

YES... YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[scientistman]

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[queer-as-city-folk]

2 Ibuprofen tablets will surely save me

[cannibalcaprine]

K

[gumi-megpoidd]

U

[pepper-steak12]

N

[beetroot-merchant]

G

[four-two-six]

P

[ibuildblasters]

O

[shed-some-light]

W

[silaswhatever]

P

[beetroot-merchant]

U

[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

S

[living-shifting-oil]

S

[asu-xu-namir]

Y

[star-mom-selkie]

[terminally-unlikable]

Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings

[terminally-unlikable]

Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings

[the-punforgiven]

Maybe I'll feel better after I swing my fuckhuge big sword around a bit

[twinkhole-destroyer]

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

[enameledcoppergirl]

*Wriggling around on the lab floor* I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute.

[mrsterlingeverything]

You have to follow a couple cringies to #keepitreal. Dont unfollow me.

[konoko]

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard